JBN

Just a cavewoman lawyer, mom, wife. Meh.

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Murder is murder. My wife was murdered. I didn't give 2 fucks whether her killer was an undocumented immigrant, a white conservative, black, Hispanic, a Jew, etc. Only racists care about this shit

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

Why don't all of the Republican House members who are afraid to use the restroom just poop in the hallway like their supporters did.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

I think most of us felt this way.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

No one should be able to resign from Congress to hide serious misconduct from the public.

And certainly not someone under consideration for Attorney General.

The House ethics report on Matt Gaetz must be turned over to the Senate.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Remember, God sent a plague last time Donnie was in office.

Just facts.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

We've now reached the "cover for child rape in exchange for earthly power" phase of Mike Johnson's Christianity.

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Gaetz entering mysteriously empty Senate confirmation hearing when Chris Hansen walks in

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

If only Jeffry Epstein were still alive, he could be in Trump's Cabinet.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Ignorant motherfuckers.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

It's as if the entire nation is trapped inside a burning Tesla

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Twitter has banned and suspended people just for being critical of Musk. You either don't know that or have a different definition of free speech.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So, people who voted for Trump are hoping that he kills Obamacare but NOT the Affordable Care Act.

How did we lose to this shit?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I think one of the most difficult reckonings of this election is that the incentives we thought inspired voting choices -- a better life for your family and future for your community -- may not be as decisive as the desire to dominate and inflict cruelty on outgroups. Explanations that don't grapple with this point generally read to me like liberal wishcasting.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Apparently Elmo is very, very upset with SNL because of this portrayal of him on the show this week.

So don't retweet this and make him more angry,... or he may start ghosting your followers.