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Remember to hydrate. ʸᵉᵉᵗ

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

I want to be famous. But not FAMOUS famous. Like Flo Rida famous. Drop a song every couple of years and then disappear for awhile.

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

@kaitkrenee @BaileyBuchko In this economy?

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

@kaitkrenee You just described what Sociological Imagination. Something that many people need to work on

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

@kaitkrenee

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

How does Miami take 19 more shots than Milwaukee and have 28 less free throws? #NBAPlayoffs

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

Ok..

[Teej. @TJLang70]

Don’t know what to tell y’all. You can’t grab the WRs hip to slow him down and slingshot yourself back into position. It’s a penalty.

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

@kaitkrenee Agreed solely based on pickled eggs

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

@JURDWIX

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

I just found an unread section of messages in Facebook messenger and I want to apologize to everyone that I have ghosted since 2011

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

@sskroughriders run the dang ball

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

If your argument is “we need armed guards at schools” you’re looking at this all wrong

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

@hidubiwn @Lionelvinyl @burner_clippers @casualtakeking The Raps went 17-5 when he wasn’t playing

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

First day of spring and some people already have their winter tires on. Crazy.

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

I’m so passive some guy called me Logan and I answered without correcting him

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

I miss being single for the sole reason of putting my bed in a corner

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

It’s weather like this where riding your snowmobile in town should be legal

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

If I see a ten minute video of yours, I am absolutely scrolling over it.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

TikTok bumps up max video length to 10 minutes.

🔗: https://t.co/uNf4xxAo9f

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

I didn’t expect to sit down at @bostonpizza tonight and hear some guys yell “Hail hitler”

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

I want Captain Raymond Holt to meet Ron Swanson

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

I’m sorry, what was that Yahoo?

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

@MooresClothing I ain’t no snitch. Just wanted a reason to drop some wedding photos

[N. oʞɥɔnq @nathanbuchko]

Dear @MooresClothing, almost two years ago I went to purchase a wedding suit from your store. I walked in and the workers asked what I wanted. I told them I wanted a blue suit. They straight up said “no you don’t, it won’t look good for the pictures” and continued to /1