Nathan Lowe

[Nathan Lowe @nathanlowe79]

@treadmillhorse @SamOfSaturday Messi is an MLS player tho.

[Danny Parkins @DannyParkins]

USMNT is now 0-20-5 all time when conceding the first goal in a World Cup match.

Their 25 matches played without a win are the most in World Cup history.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Fútbol y Política @FutboliPolitica]

🇧🇪 En el gol de Lukaku los futbolistas de Bélgica festejaron haciendo el baile que suele hacer el presidente de Estados Unidos, Donald Trump.

[Nathan Lowe @nathanlowe79]

@BarstoolBigCat Belgium has ZERO SEC Championships. Fuck em.

[Nathan Lowe @nathanlowe79]

@SharpFootball Got absolutely REAMED

[2008-17 capitals survivor @averagecapsfan]

Ovechkin on the power play

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Big win for birthright citizenship

[Nathan Lowe @nathanlowe79]

@SharpFootball Live in Falls Church. 7 miles away. Heard it loud and clear. At 12:30am. Wild.

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

“And as a symbol of our independence, we will say the month first instead of the date. March 12th instead of the 12th of March, October 3rd instead of the 3rd of October, etc.”

“And July 4th instead of 4th of July, sir?”

“No. That one stays.”

[American Hooligans 🇺🇸⚽️ @AmericanHoolis]

Oh yeah Belgium is f*cked

[Yan @YanPeronn]

The Cabo Verde 2-2 goal is the greatest goal in World Cup history

-the quality
-the moment
-the David vs Goliath of it all

That is the best of all time for me

[Nathan Lowe @nathanlowe79]

@MessiahYaniss16 Senegal 🇸🇳 has entered the chat.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Make up a random number of minutes for injury time. Now, ignore the amount of minutes you picked. Lull the team in the lead think it’s over and give the other team a chance to score. Goal, good. Now, go check the VAR booth to extend the drama and we eat more TV time. Overturn the goal and add 7 minutes to the initial random number of minutes you picked. Ok end it.“

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

I’ve never been a country music fan but this song is just great, with an awesome message leading into July 4th 🇺🇸

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cupcake. She is either living her best life or really going through it. Either way, probably best to give her a moment. 14/10

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

To everyone celebrating the first flight on Qatar Force One today, understand what you are actually applauding.

A foreign government handed the sitting President of the United States a $400 million plane. American taxpayers then paid to retrofit it, with an estimated cost of at least another $400 million (some estimates far higher), for security and communications work in a Texas hangar since last September.

When Trump leaves office, the plane does not stay with the government. Ownership transfers to his presidential library foundation. In other words, he keeps it.

You are being asked to treat pure corruption as normal, to shrug at a President personally profiting from a foreign gift the taxpayers paid to upgrade.

In any other administration this would be the scandal that ends a presidency.

With Trump, it’s Wednesday.
https://t.co/qAfVUp8KBd

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

When Jimmy Carter put his peanut farm in a blind trust to avoid even the appearance of profiting off the presidency - but Trump raked in over $2.2 billion off the presidency, and no one blinks - we’ve hit rock bottom.