Prune Tracy

Protector. Romancer. Dynamite dancer. Oh and one time I saw a blimp. Questions/Complaints: [phone]

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

Mr. Gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALLFLOWERS POSTER.

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@nickybruh23 @Judyallbrite @_sn_n Buddy we ain’t even had ten presidents born in a hospital

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As a teenager we learned Johnny Appleseed was a real guy and he died in the Forever 21 in the Fort Wayne Mall

[Judyallbrite @Judyallbrite]

President Rutherford B Hayes' birthplace is a BP gas station.

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

The Met Gala isthe time for all these celebrities to get their sillies out in a controlled environment like parents who let their kid’s friends drink in their house. “I’d rather have Jared Leto dressing up as a fruity dragon here, where we can hose him down if he gets too rowdy.”

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

Piss Pants None The Richer

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@WomanDefiner @uncledoomer

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

It’s crazy how dog training works because if you gave me one dorito i would not be thinking “oh I guess the promise of one dorito a day is worth holding my turds until you let me go outside” I would be attacking you non-stop until you gave me the whole bag

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

@SweatieAngle @skyler_higley Yes here are two rare photos of Elmo in the 70’s before he took up the mantle

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

I want to make an edit of I Am Sam where I cut out all the times people say the “r word” so it’s just a movie where they don’t wanna let a man take care of his daughter because he likes the Beatles too much

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

I find Anne Hathaway attractive in a “I bet if we dated she would be really mean to me” way

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

If you adopt an elderly dog from the shelter there’s a good chance it’s last owner died and now they know what people meat tastes like

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

For some reason today my mind just rejected the fact that it was the year 2026 and I had three separate incidents where i simply could not believe that was the year I was living in.

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

@WoelAJilliams Put early 2000’s Madonna on that playlist

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@TheWapplehouse lol I saw this lady at the Kentucky state fair last summer

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

My kid just said “Who started God? Was it Jesus?”

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

My kids kept playing loud dumb tik tok bullshit on their phones when I was trying to watch the astronauts returning to earth and it made me wonder if my dad was trying to show my grandpa something idiotic like a picture of bugs bunny in drag during Apollo 11

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

@Srirachachau

[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

Yo dawg I heard you like scams that destroy the environment so we put a scam in your scam so you can destroy the environment while you destroy the environment

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[Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand]

@Daniel__89__ @Srirachachau https://t.co/xS96FJzwe2

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@Srirachachau @doppelgangerdev Seriously imagine if this had happened last week we could have had him pull that lever during the In Memoriam