The Met Gala isthe time for all these celebrities to get their sillies out in a controlled environment like parents who let their kid’s friends drink in their house. “I’d rather have Jared Leto dressing up as a fruity dragon here, where we can hose him down if he gets too rowdy.”
It’s crazy how dog training works because if you gave me one dorito i would not be thinking “oh I guess the promise of one dorito a day is worth holding my turds until you let me go outside” I would be attacking you non-stop until you gave me the whole bag
I want to make an edit of I Am Sam where I cut out all the times people say the “r word” so it’s just a movie where they don’t wanna let a man take care of his daughter because he likes the Beatles too much
For some reason today my mind just rejected the fact that it was the year 2026 and I had three separate incidents where i simply could not believe that was the year I was living in.
My kids kept playing loud dumb tik tok bullshit on their phones when I was trying to watch the astronauts returning to earth and it made me wonder if my dad was trying to show my grandpa something idiotic like a picture of bugs bunny in drag during Apollo 11
Yo dawg I heard you like scams that destroy the environment so we put a scam in your scam so you can destroy the environment while you destroy the environment
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