Nathan

this ones for you, Cherokee Jack

[Marc Webber @marcwebber]

They’re being chased by the VAT Controller…

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

“Start Endrick or balance a garden shed on your chin?”

Ancelotti:

[Sumeet @flameosumeet]

https://t.co/I10juJnPsr

[Dean @DeanoCrues95]

Send me your bank details and I'll refund you the 87p mate.

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

Alex Jones exposes the Nintendo roster. A few of these are hard to swallow.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

ℹ️ @Casemiro will depart United at the end of the season, upon the expiry of his contract.

A serial winner, we thank Case for his contributions in red so far and hope to finish his time at the club on a high together 🙏🔴

[Louis @louis_soper]

Victoria during Brooklyns 1st dance

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

citizen! at the rally you did not speak the standard greeting of “a-bosh!” but used the forbidden “baaaaaaaash” indicating support for proscribed guerrilla fighter big john you are now under arrest

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

watching michael carrick ball after surviving ruben amorim
https://t.co/z47ImxkAUC

[Mike @Mike87_United]

Turns out sticking a back 4 on the team sheet and waffling on about some DNA doesn’t automatically improve performances or win you football matches. Who knew?

[Nathan @nathanway]

Simon Hooper sending off a kid like it’ll reinvigorate the dead follicles in his big shiny bald head

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

amorim will keep spacing his odd win perfectly so that low standard INEOS never sacks him

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

😭😭😭😭

[Nathan @nathanway]

What a silly man

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Arne Slot was understandably peeved by Liverpool’s 2-1 defeat at home to Manchester United on Sunday. He had to come up with some reasons why his team had lost when giving his post-match interviews.

What did he go for?

▪️ Missed chances from his profligate attackers?
▪️ Slack defending for both United goals?
▪️ Maybe it was just bad luck and one of those days, seeing as Cody Gakpo alone hit the woodwork three times?

Slot started his post-game interview with Sky Sports by saying: “If you play United, that comes here with a low block, playing a lot of long balls, you know it’s going to be difficult.”

According to respected data website FBref, Manchester United attempted 91 long balls at Anfield (defined in this case as a pass 30 yards or longer).

Liverpool attempted 85.

✍️ @TimSpiers

🔗 https://t.co/MCBwrsZ9fV

[Ciaran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ciaransafc]

Dirty bastard

[. @CarrickBalll_]

If you put Dalot’s brain in a horse, he would bark.

[ChatGPT @ChatGPT]

good bot