Nathan Will

A demented psycho that plays assorted normal people on film and stage.

[Nathan Will @nathanwill]

No actual post, just getting the legal disclaimer out of the way.

A.I. was not used in the composing of this post.

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Everyone procrastinates. Some just put it off until later.

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We're supposed to get atmospheric rain. Still trying to figure out what atmospheric rain is. Rain that's earned a PhD? Rain that identifies as snow? Rain created using AI?

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In the wise words of Thumper from Bambi: "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.". It is also important to not inadvertently give the impression that you're giving someone the silent treatment. I am not & have not been giving you the silent treatment.

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Why is President Trump throwing himself a birthday celebration? Because no one else will.

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@TrevDon And if you see an ostrich, like I did, what brain are you?

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Not going to name names, but, I get the impression that at least one person doesn't know the difference between being the president of a company and being the president of a country.

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The one time an elected official actually tries to keep their campaign promise, it's done by questioning the citizenship of everyone not white.

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Will your New Year's resolutions be failures before February or will this be your year of accomplishment?

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Christmas shopping used to be easier. Now there's already an app on their phone for whatever you were thinking of getting them.

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Never done the Black Friday thing. If I never do the Black Friday thing, it won't be something I regret on my death bed. But I'd do it before Cyber Monday and not because it's three days earlier. I just prefer the brick&mortar method over the digital.

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You should make an effort to learn people's trigger words and topics. This way you can fit those words into the conversation and randomly bring up those topics.

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Sometimes I come across a post claiming a particular event happened & I'll think "Yeah, right! That would require idiotic behavior on a societal level...well, I guess it's more likely than something requiring intelligence on a societal level.

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Campaign managers: My opting out of receiving your political texts means nothing. It just isn't a method of being informed that works for me.

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Over the weekend, two ballot boxes were torched. A suspect has been tied to both bombings & an attempted one a couple weeks ago. Hundreds of ballots were damaged/destroyed. This was an attack on the "Not My President" & the "Capitol Hill" parties.

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A local high school is the Storm. Wondering if I should start a petition or something. Protest the name appropriation of a black female superhero.

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What would social media look like if every political post was why people should vote for a particular candidate & the whys had to do with issues that office would face?

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Could have done, should have done, would do if given a do-over, wish I had done, intended to do, had planned to do versus did do.

Did do always wins. Every. Single. Time.

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If Kamala Harris is elected president, I hope the MAGA Trump supporters don't give us a repeat of Jan 6.

If Donald Trump is elected president, I hope the woke left finds a better response than "not my president" riots.

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Disney stand-by line: all guests can ride the attraction as often as they want when they want.

Disney virtual queue: only the guests who
are able to get on the list get to ride the attraction. Once. When Disney says. Tough luck for guests not on the list who get no rides.