Nathan Kyle

Bisexual Virginian ham, comedian, baby queen, student debt haver-er.

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Kinda sucks when you walk all the way to the department store then to a discount store (where you have seen it before) and they are both out of Hapnensistah

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

See you know I’m part manatee cause my brain wants to eat the green pasta

[وليم شكسبير @WimShakespeare]

حفارة تنظيف الأعشاب المائية أثناء العمل

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

@gay_lilt I’m saying this as a time traveler from the future: that is what you name your very successful ice cream brand

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

My boyfriend is post date night pitching a movie- Death Becomes Her reboot with Miss Piggy and Cher. His third eye is open.

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Charlie

[Yuna 𐙚 @yunaxoi]

gun to ur head name a bone.

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Surprised no one in the comments talked about the “homemade” food coming in a to-go container. No more critical thought left on the World Wide Web. We used to be a country to start petty beefs over this type of misnomenclature

[Dike Clinton Chisom @DikenaClinton]

This mom let her 1-month-old baby taste homemade food for the first time… and the pure joy on that little face melted millions of hearts.🥹
How old was your baby before you started feeding them homemade food?

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Spiritually- this is that Onion tweet about Quvenzhané Wallis at the Oscars

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

@__xxxrrrooo …. And this is just cause if this happened to me I would need to know… does his therapist think your jokes are funny? Like how validating would that be?

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

You know what’s devastating? I don’t think anyone has started a “for he’s a jolly good fellow” in my honor. Ya wanna know what’s more devastating? What if someone has and I don’t remember and am admitting it right now?

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Time traveling me to middle school me who was on a local production of Annie and also getting bullied at my private school (unrelated): Oh just wait til Lana Del Rey comes out. You’ll love her!

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Kinda crazy cause this sentence was supposed to be my sleeper cell activation code phrase but I read it and nothing happened.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney as Erika Kirk

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

@JayJurden Damn we are about to see Lindsey Graham carrying his own luggage at an airport now

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

I actually think I need to film my high(weed) monologues and rants cause I just finished finished a 20 min Thank You TED talk about Michaela Watkins’s run on SNL… and it needs to be heard by the people.

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Like diva… with the decline of society that we are going through…???? Put Wendy Williams back ON THE AIR!!!!! and apologize as at a later date!!!!!! Let us have THIS at the end of the world.

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

@gay_lilt Beautiful, Dirty, Rich - Lady Gaga (2008)

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

This photo has made me want to see Animal the Muppet on Maury taking a paternity test

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Random Jamaican man who saw my outfit at my home subway stop (I was entering he was exiting): JESUS!!!!! Jesus!

I inspire the word of God everywhere I go.

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Kinda a confirmation that the Stargate program exists… cause that’s obviously a Goa’uld

[Pubity @pubity]

President Trump has appointed Erika Kirk to the U.S. Air Force leadership

Erika Kirk will help advise the Air Force on issues affecting the academy

[Nathan Kyle @Nathissistic]

Y’all aren’t ready for me filtering the fuck out of my selfies when I’m in my 50’s and posting “People keep telling me they think I’m in my 20’s” in the caption. I will wield that weapon with the intensity of Calista Gingrich swinging the blade of FaceTune!