Kinda sucks when you walk all the way to the department store then to a discount store (where you have seen it before) and they are both out of Hapnensistah
Surprised no one in the comments talked about the “homemade” food coming in a to-go container. No more critical thought left on the World Wide Web. We used to be a country to start petty beefs over this type of misnomenclature
This mom let her 1-month-old baby taste homemade food for the first time… and the pure joy on that little face melted millions of hearts.🥹
How old was your baby before you started feeding them homemade food?
@__xxxrrrooo …. And this is just cause if this happened to me I would need to know… does his therapist think your jokes are funny? Like how validating would that be?
You know what’s devastating? I don’t think anyone has started a “for he’s a jolly good fellow” in my honor. Ya wanna know what’s more devastating? What if someone has and I don’t remember and am admitting it right now?
Time traveling me to middle school me who was on a local production of Annie and also getting bullied at my private school (unrelated): Oh just wait til Lana Del Rey comes out. You’ll love her!
I actually think I need to film my high(weed) monologues and rants cause I just finished finished a 20 min Thank You TED talk about Michaela Watkins’s run on SNL… and it needs to be heard by the people.
Like diva… with the decline of society that we are going through…???? Put Wendy Williams back ON THE AIR!!!!! and apologize as at a later date!!!!!! Let us have THIS at the end of the world.
Random Jamaican man who saw my outfit at my home subway stop (I was entering he was exiting): JESUS!!!!! Jesus!
I inspire the word of God everywhere I go.
Y’all aren’t ready for me filtering the fuck out of my selfies when I’m in my 50’s and posting “People keep telling me they think I’m in my 20’s” in the caption. I will wield that weapon with the intensity of Calista Gingrich swinging the blade of FaceTune!