nativeminnow

A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.

[nativeminnow @nativeminnow]

“Kids, get in the car. We’re going to the beach.”

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

the worst part about dating younger people is trying to explain who cornholio is

[nativeminnow @nativeminnow]

Maybe he’ll die first

[nativeminnow @nativeminnow]

@onascaleof1210 I mean, too many of them also are. I’ll never understand this.

[nativeminnow @nativeminnow]

I still can’t believe the pedophile thing didn’t end his first campaign, let alone his third.

[nativeminnow @nativeminnow]

@PhotoForYou I’ll never understand it as long as I live

[nativeminnow @nativeminnow]

Please let this be the end of it

[foothill billie @phatjami]

Looks like optimism is going to stay in the corner where I shoved it years ago

[Spence @SpenceDen]

A majority of my problems could be solved by simply drinking more water. Guess we'll never really know for certain.

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

[FOGHAT STAN @MikeMacRaeMike]

@briangaar My theory for the political survival of conservatism is that their primary theme is patriotism - "look how great America is!" - but the good stuff about America are things that progressives defeated them to achieve. Brilliant grift, really

[erika @yeeeerika]

who up hallowing they ween

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

Sure, sex is cool, but have you ever had someone push cake through a tennis racket and feed you dessert spaghetti?

[Avery Edison @aedison]

oh yeah? well if they’re such a “fascist” how come they’re offering me everything I want while promising to keep me safe from the terrifying outsiders who are trying to take my freedoms from me?

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

apartment. i’m at my apartment

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I'm not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship

[Boogie.Khole @10mgRitalin]

Yall could never be trusted with this