High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such
College
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt
I love that every time it rains my bathroom ceiling leaks and ruins everything and I’ve called maintenance 3 times this year to fix it and it’s still not fixed.... THANK YOU
I had the least amount of classes today that I’ve ever had in college and I came back to my room and crashed for 3 and a half hours. I was not ready for today 😂