Nathan Robinson

Writer, reader, runner and father to snot monsters. Author of Starers, Devil Let Me Go, Ketchup on Everything, Midway, and Caldera. I also review indie horror.

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@LozzaFox Seeing as you've edited it, you've definitely done it on purpose. Making plans for Lezza Fox

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@Cobratate FFS Andy, just punch through the wall and stroll out of there. You can't let them impound an Alpha Lion like yourself, it makes you look a bit weak after all that talk of crossing the desert on an AI rampage.

Also, it's "halted" not "haulted."

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@oddDuck54 @LauraLoomer @NFL @nflcommish Native Americans said something similar

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@Denise80srock @LauraLoomer Wait until you hear about trump

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@LauraLoomer @LinkedIn @reidhoffman I'm guessing being a follower of Islam would be a benefit in these jobs. That's about it.

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@HumBridgeNews Website doesn't work.
Don't want to download an app when contactless would do.
Don't really want to drive back to Hull to find a pay point. Could you have made it any more inconvenient?

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@elonmusk Planet Pedo?

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@elonmusk @Variety @elonmusk can identify because he's a massive tit.

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@TheCaptainEli AI slop

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@Lawyer_Kalpana @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump No. Because Reiner was great and CK and DT are twats.

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@elonmusk @grok Maybe start with not having Groke programmed think you're the centre of the universe.

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@ElSenorTweetero @AesPolitics1 Depends, did you vote for a paedophile or not?

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@Jkwaltontldr @AesPolitics1 They were probably kids.

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@elonmusk @elonmusk this is perhaps the cringiest thing the world has ever seen. Please stop.

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@RupertLowe10 Isn't this post you biting? Also, you're not a fucking Mandolorian, you're a Man da Looney Bin

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@IsabelOakeshott @reformparty_uk Reform will sell us all out at the earliest opportunity. Guaranteed. I've not been wrong about anything yet.

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@Vision4theBlind Hahahaha don't say you weren't warned.

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@elonmusk So why did you refuse? Did you know something? Why not report it?

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@TRobinsonNewEra I've taken my children up Scafell Pike. I assure you that's not the highest peak you've shown. Not only are you not on the highest point in England, you're not even on the the highest point in the photo. Your head is in the clouds mate.

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@CatsandDogsmem @Cobratate Could have easily been a disenfranchised Maga.