natalie†randazzo

Yes...I know that guac is extra

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

@FedEx @FedExHelp you guys are constantly leaving our packages in the list inconvenient places. Even after putting up this sign, it’s like your drivers want to be spiteful to their customers. Do better.

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

Two years later and my stance is still the same. #dwts

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

I VOTE TYRA OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS #DWTS

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

@CaptainEmilz @FedEx @FedEx DO BETTER

[E @CaptainEmilz]

One more time from .@FedEx

I would like to Thanos🫰🏼this man off of the planet

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

Thank you .@FedEx for your constant careless delivery people. This time they broke ALL of our China plates from our wedding registry. The stupid File Claim on your website won’t allow us to upload this video because it’s too long, so here you go. Do better. .@FedExOffice

[𝐣𝐮𝐣𝐮 @FCBjujuu]

WE SAID DONT LET NUN HAPPEN TO ASHTRAY OR FEZ AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID🤬 #Euphoria

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

Honestly, all I wanted to see was Fez at that play giving Lexi a kiss. Was that too much to ask? #Euphoria #EuphoriaFinale

[Cher @cher]

IF YOU WANT IT DONE
RIGHT….LET A WOMAN DO IT💄💪🏻🎓💪🏽👑💪🏾💃🏽👠‼️

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

Update, I’m half way through season 8 of Beverly Hills. This show has indeed taken over my life @BravoTVRHOBH

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

I did the unthinkable over the weekend…..I started my first ever Housewives franchise. I will officially be getting nothing done for the foreseeable future @BravoTV

[julia hava @binchcity]

Joe Biden: I have hidden five rapid tests in chocolate bars across the country. The winners will receive a full tour of my factory as well as a lifetime supply of chocolate

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

I did the unthinkable over the weekend…..I started my first ever Housewives franchise. I will officially be getting nothing done for the foreseeable future @BravoTV

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

Me to my fiancé after listening to the All Too Well 10 minute version once #RedTaylorsVersion

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

Is it too soon to start listening to Christmas music? 1k retweets for yes, say nothing for no 🎄🎅🏼🤶🏼

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

Who ever is dressing Tyra needs to be fired #DancingWiththeStars

[natalie†randazzo @natttyicee]

Me remembering how to use Twitter since Instagram and Facebook are down

[julianne @JulianneRoller]

the CDC said if you’re fully vaccinated you can change your hair and you can change your clothes you can change your mind that’s just the way it goes

[Brianna Chickenfry @BChickenfry]

If cocaine were a person

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I can’t believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????

[paulatheexplorer🏔 @___LadyDean]

Got damn spring, fight back or sumn. No reason to wake up to 37 degree weather

[NCPD @NassauCountyPD]

The Person of Interest involved is Gabriel DeWitt Wilson, age 30. He is approx. 6'2" & wearing a black baseball hat and a black sweatshirt, & was last seen heading westbound on Hempstead Turnpike. Please call 911 immediately if you have any information. #NassauCountyPD (2/2)