dumbass jr.

my mind is made up, there’s going to be trouble

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

I was never meant to see an octopus

[The Wonder Years Shitposting 🐦💘 @TWYshitposting]

my roommate just sent me this no context

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

please do not talk to me i am playing candy crush

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

also the moss is playing at the bar next to mine and i haven’t seen that many 16 year olds standing in a line since my high school homecoming dances

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

how do u know you live in the most basic ass city you might ask? two weekends in a row there have been lines wrapped around music venues for taylor swift dance parties with $20 covers lmfaoooo

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

my tips from my shift tonight covered my nicotine addiction (i bought vuse pods at 7/11)

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

@bbygouda @dickerdness the way i gasped and immediately googled this

[david attenborough stan @paulawest_]

eating food from starbucks be like wow that 3d printed sandwich was so good

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

i’m sick of running away

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

julia fox popped a veneer off while twerking at the club and i feel validated now because i popped a veneer off a couple months ago (not in a cute cool fun way)

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

“I got really into Christianity but in retrospect I think I just liked live music”

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

in hindsight it totally would’ve sucked and my dad would’ve killed me but

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

seeing all these ppl posting about road-tripping from the airport to their final destination with strangers reminds me of the great frontier crisis of 2015…flights were canceled, it was my 19th birthday, and 3 strangers invited me to drive to philly with them and now i have fomo

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

oh to be a capybara sitting under a waterfall…

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

Men used to go to war

[dumbass jr. @natty_lite]

why is so so embarrassing to tell the nail lady what you want on your nails 😔😔😔