Natty Ndevu

Reggae music is life.

[Natty Ndevu @natty_ndevu]

@KenyaPower_Care Wacheni road show mshughulikie stima

[Eric @amerix]

But of course, you were the wife in that unnatural arrangement.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Free trial gang are shocked that there is actually a monthly subscription fee in relationships known as girlfriend allowance, which must be paid promptly for true love to be renewed. Simps are moving weirdly 😂

[Natty Ndevu @natty_ndevu]

@KenyaPower_Care Your update is of no consequence. Your system maintenance has no value in Siaya. Just come for your transformer at Nyumbani Shop, Siaya town.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

@McOriaro Mwanamke kama hataki vybes zako hata ukipumua itamkasirisha.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

So, Lot left Sodom with his wife and two daughters after the Lord told them the city was too sinful for their continued stay. While on the journey, the wife looked back, turned into a pillar of salt, but neither Lot nor the daughters bothered to look behind to find out why the wife (or mother) wasn't with them anymore. They continued with the journey as if nothing happened. Someone who was not part of the journey later wrote the story.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

It is easy to say,

"If a woman with whom I have children cheats, I will chase her away."

These are simps saying it. They talk tough behind the keyboard but back in their houses they coil like millipedes.

Do you think you will just wake up and chase her?

She will report you to your employer and you will lose your job.

You will be arrested for assault and end up in prison.

Be tactical and intentional.

Be strategic and wise.

Use 48 Laws of Power | Law 22.

Your exit plan from a chaotic marriage was written the day you married her.

If you didn't have the exit plan, you will suffer in those chaos.

This post is for MEN, not boys.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

When a MAN falls, don't celebrate.

Don't mock their struggles.

Sit. Pause. Learn.

Men learn through other men's experiences. Wins and losses are vital lessons.

Listen. Learn. Live.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Men aren’t showing up to singles events, and women are frustrated.

But when most attention is funneled toward a small percentage of men, the rest eventually stop trying.

Disengagement isn’t random. It’s a response.

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

The more conniving she is with other people, the more conniving she will be with you

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

Pierced nipples means she was gangbanged

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

@PrettyFuro @OlusegunBigfish Nahh, what you dislike is women who refused to be dumb and shameless like you.

Sit this one out, cretin.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

What do you mean by free sex with your boyfriend? As opposed to what?

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

480,000 Naira is Ksh. 45k. What do you mean by every financial decision? How many financial decisions can you make with 45k? Previously poor and their cheap pride😂

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

Who did this ?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

I don’t know how to explain it but you can feel when someone secretly hates you, even when they give you a compliment.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

If a phone does not vibrate when the charger enters to charge, please check it, it means the charging port is too wide.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

BREAKING NEWS:

Kiharu MP Ndindi Nyoro - who has lately become clever after losing the Chairmanship of the Budget & Appropriations Committee - has finally been evicted from the Budget & Appropriations Committee altogether and subsequently resettled to the Diaspora & Migrant Workers Committee.

His place has been taken over by Hon Edwin Mugo Gichuki - his neighbour from Mathioya, and who has a real PhD in Finance from a recognized university.

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

Another good thing about the multi step text invite is that it helps you preserve your value in her eyes

If you go in all at once and she says no, then her rejection is more severe

If you go in step by step with your invite and she’s not interested/available, then her rejection is less severe