DJ CobbSalad

Compulsive/intrusive thoughts and my opinions on movies

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[DJ CobbSalad @nattylite101]

Listening to Dostoevsky while scrolling NYC hinge at the gym, reaching levels of Gay Man that have previously only existed abstractly

[WOR$T B3A$T IN AMERICA @b3astbxy]

thinking abt the time i fucked this guy and he showed me his FBI badge after

[benis 📺🐒 @BenisXDDDDDD]

when a circumcised male says something so mutilated you foreskinuinely gotta hit them with the intact stare

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

You haven't lived until you've had your penis strapped to your #taint for 12 hours - Welcome to my World - Tuck Everlasting

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

The sight of ducks walking on Hydrangea petals

[stuncle 🔻 @phuckdietstud]

diaspora wars don’t move me I’m every nigga

[miri @eggoslug]

I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera

[*bd*ll*h @ab00xx]

stocking up on DL trade piss before the big storm

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

fans: lana where's the new album???

lana trying to leave her house to buy a new vape:

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Eerie woman in tattered dress stumbles toward the castle gate, face obscured by stranded black hair. A foul bile seeps from her mouth; she emits a harrowing scream and disappears into thin air.)

Me (56 IQ guard with helmet that's way too big): Strange omen for you m'lord!

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Brokering a strained peace with the other gay guy in high school while covertly fighting proxy wars through your hags

[Christopher King @chr1st0pherk1ng]

Come to an afters with me and I’ll show you how

[josh @y0cuando]

The two wolves inside of me are kissinggggg and doing hand stuff