Natasha Milner

Very Competent, cries early & often

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Yeah, you could call me a synesthesiac

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This girl is vaping in the lyft so I think we’re gonna be friends!

[Natasha Milner @nattymilns]

Mom, scrolling through Facebook: Ha! “My New Years resolution is to save money on food by going on more dates.” Ha ha ha that’s a good one!

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Tfw you remember you don’t have a can opener

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I really hope Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra make it!

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Update: now the owner of a Live Laugh Love framed poster, doormat, and mug

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Going to Cost Plus World Market to see if the hype is real, I’ll let you know

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I’m the kinda girl who walks around with an apple core in her mouth mid-chew bc her hands are full but she still needs to eat that apple

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@DailyRos Ah! The Nosh is on hiatus atm but I am watching and Cam is dead to me. Also, I don’t support the implementation of the Fate Button and the lack of challenges, but we shall see how this impacts the strategy element.

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@HulkChogan I’ll put it back on when the content calls to me!!!

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Deleted Instagram from my phone because I’m just TOO good at it so what’s up Twitter?!?

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I mean, I love No Diggity as much as the rest of us, but I don't need to hear your personal karaoke version in this coffee shop.

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Honestly can’t believe Chris Kirkpatrick was ever in *NSYNC

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My brand is “commentary on the new season of Dancing With The Stars”

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Mom's review of the new Adam Sandler/Chris Rock Netflix movie: "It was terrible, and the Jews should sue!"

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But if you haven’t yet talked about Beyoncé’s Coachella performance today are we even friends?

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Okay but guys.......... A Quiet Place is not that good.

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Andy Cohen on Riverdale, WHY?

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Man in elevator: where are you going to today?
Me: Therapy.
Man: You? Really? You look like you should be somewhere drinking tea, listening to Dave Matthews!
Ok.......