Heck On Wheels

Former Human Child. Christian. MAGA. 2A. Southern Male, CATS!! Right of Center. Married for the first time in my life -June 22, '19 - I thank God for my Wife!

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@DJ99971401 @Abdulclips_ FUCK, but that’s the GOAT of all burnzzzzz!

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@RealJamesWoods is it available now? Today?

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@Super70sSports He played a psycho Russky spy in Dudley Moore/Eddie Murphy's film 'Best Defense', long before 'Sledgehammer'.

"Russian spy? Hey, man, I'm a Rotarian!"

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@Super70sSports Naw, babe, it was Hang 10, with those bitching surfer feet embroidered!

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@hrkbenowen I did lawn care and the like in Orlando, FL my whole working life, and the 'Fall Back' part was a boon for me: you got wheels down in yards early, had long hunks of the day with slightly cooler temps, siesta'ed the hottest part from 11-3, and could work til dark, in late evening.

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@hrkbenowen Saq o' shite

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@hrkbenowen 'Coach' Homan has my undivided faith, and can do no harm.

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@hrkbenowen Orlando, FL for my school 'career', and it sounded a lot like yours!

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@naugustine @skaugustine3

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@dehallstrom @Alicia_Smith19 @redsteeze One question: which House has the higher guaranteed pension payoff?

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@dehallstrom @Alicia_Smith19 @redsteeze Well, but the last option is no shoo-in, though.

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@SpicyNoodles2 @ProfMJCleveland But the problem is, most of the older bands might have one original member if you're lucky.
Molly Hatchet and the Atlanta Rhythm Section's OP members are all dead, but you'll find them out here still.

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@HHNORLforever @ProfMJCleveland Or to put on his big boy pants instead of the sausage skin stuff that scares small animals as he staggers around like a spaz.

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@ProfMJCleveland Sorry to have to tell you, but you missed the real Crüe.

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@LutaayaGeoffr12 Haha, jk, the one on the left is another soletrane- dancin' yard ape

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@StinkerPots https://t.co/TQeYz95QkR

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@StinkerPots Napoleon Bonaparte was banished to a tiny island in the far south of the Atlantic Ocean, called St. Helene.
Careful detective work done over the decades since has proven that his cottage was decorated with that very type of wallpaper.

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@cox1385883 @atensnut You said it!

That's a stone cold, sorry fvck of a city.

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@libsoftiktok He needs to see a doctor about that.

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@farmercy55 @TaylorIndiana @JesseBWatters @realDonaldTrump You are so right!
The man is a freakin’ machine, gets 3 hours of sleep a night, and gets by on little power naps through his interminable work day.
I do not begrudge him one second of any of his naps, and I dedicate my occasional nap to DJT - The Hardest Working Man Alive!