Ian

Everything will kill you so choose something fun.

[Ian @nautilusian]

There is no such thing as Government funded.

It’s all Taxpayer funded.

[Bev Turner @beverleyturner]

Dear American friends...

This is our Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer who has been forced to stand down as he lost the faith of his own party and the public after 2 years.

He moves out this weekend and a new guy moves in ( 24, 900 people voted for him in a small town called Makerfield. We have 70m people in the uk).

All these people applauding Starmer wanted him out.

This shower of sh*te prefer performative theatre over honesty and authenticity.

Please send help!
We are scr*wed.
🇬🇧

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Messi's world cup career:

Spain - Never played
England - Never played
Italy - Never played
Portugal - Never player
Brazil - Never played
Colombia - Never played
Germany - 3 played, 3 defeats
France - 2 played, 1 defeat, 1 draw

Biggest fraud in the entire world. Parasite literally feeding off of minnows like Algeria, Australia, Cabo Verde, Nigeria, and Egypt

[Stephen Pollard @stephenpollard]

I'm having a job done in my flat and was quoted £250 by the decorator. I sent him the money yesterday but he's had to come back today to finish. He's done a brilliant job and I'm very happy.
At the end he called me to tell me it wasn't as difficult a job as he thought it would be, so it was only worth £200 - and he has refunded me £50!
I'm speechless. Has that ever happened before to anyone?! He is brilliant and deserves lots of work. If anyone in north London needs a decorator, let me know and I'll give you his details.

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Dear Adam,

I have taken time to think about your apology. Mostly because, having made a mistake publicly before, I was keen to accept yours. It hurts when people don’t understand that you are sorry for messing up. I get that, probably more than most.

But here’s the thing… I’m not sure you understand what you did wrong. And so you don’t really understand what you are apologising for or why. With that in mind, I want to help you.

I didn’t know Ann, except as a powerhouse in politics and that so many people have spoken of her friendship and great loyalty. How lovely, I wish I had known her.

I am utterly disinterested in her sexual prowess or the state of her virginity. But I would have enjoyed hearing you speak of her great accomplishments. Not as a woman, but simply as a human being.

Here’s a list.

She served in the House of Commons for 23 years and won five general elections.

She served as a government minister in Social Security, Employment and the Home Office, where she was Minister of State for Prisons.

She rose to become Shadow Health Secretary and then Shadow Home Secretary.

She was appointed to the Privy Council.

After leaving Westminster, she built an entirely new career as an author, broadcaster, documentary-maker, stage performer and television personality.

Then, at the age of 71, she returned to elected politics and became a Member of the European Parliament.

She was a longstanding advocate for Britain leaving the European Union and, when the political establishment failed to deliver the referendum result, she left the Conservative Party after more than 50 years and stood for the Brexit Party.

She was elected as an MEP and took the argument for British independence directly into the European Parliament.

She was also an unapologetic defender of free speech. She continued to speak openly on difficult and unfashionable subjects when others chose silence, it was easier to do that, she accepted the criticism and hostility that came with it rather than surrendering her convictions.

Her Catholic faith was central to her life. She converted to Catholicism, met Pope John Paul II in Rome and was later made a Dame of the Order of St Gregory the Great by Pope Benedict XVI for her service to politics and public life.

She remained a powerful public voice well into her late seventies, defending her beliefs despite decades of ridicule and hostility.

That is an extraordinary life of public service, courage and reinvention.

Yet, when asked to speak about her after her sudden and violent death, you chose to tell the country that she was a “spinster”, an “old maid” and a virgin. You discussed a failed relationship and suggested that afterwards she simply dedicated herself to other activities.

Do you understand the reduction involved in that?

You took the life of a highly accomplished woman and assessed it according to whether she had married, whether she had sex and whether a man had wanted her.

That is what was wrong. That is what you should have known.

It wasn’t simply that your words were poorly chosen or badly timed. It was the instinct to view a woman’s entire life through her relationship with men, even when her achievements should have rendered that completely irrelevant.

Nobody discussing the death of an accomplished male politician would think it necessary to tell viewers whether he was a virgin, speculate about his sex life or describe him as an ageing bachelor whose romance had failed.

I don’t want you cancelled. I don’t believe that people should be denied forgiveness when they make mistakes.

But a meaningful apology has to identify the actual wrong.

Ann was murdered after a lifetime of public service. At the moment her achievements should have been remembered, you diminished her to an unmarried woman who apparently hadn’t had sex.

She deserved better than that. And I’m still not sure you get it. But every woman who watched you speak of her and then read your apology does.

Bernie.

[The Jackal… @ToonDazza]

Steve. I see Steve.

[Andy on X 🎸✈️🇬🇧 @andyw8924]

So Burnham's first big statement - the economy? No. Immigration? No. Defence? No.
GAZA. Tells you everything you need to know.

[Sir Lefty Farr-Wright, Far-Right Parody Account @GiveUsAQuid]

Is this you, @andyburnham? 🙄

[The Jackal… @ToonDazza]

So do lefty women.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Incredible how quickly the police have arrested Ann Widdecombe's killer, I can only assume he's white.

[Pippa B 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🚜 ❤️ 🇺🇸 @pippaisright]

UK police behaviour ~ Muslim Rioters vs British Patriots

@UKIP

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Your party did get it wrong.
You should be sorry.

Keir Starmer inexplicably recognised Palestine as a state while the Americans were in talks with Hamas, giving the terrorists a HUGE incentive to walk away from the talks... Which they did.

You reinstated funding for Hamas infested UNRWA.

You banned arms exports to Israel shortly after Hamas executed 6 innocent hostages and made the announcement on the same day grieving Israelis were attending a funeral.

All you have done is side with terrorists, undermine Israel, and embarrass our country.

Why? So you can appease the nutty far-left and protect the Muslim vote.

And it sounds like you're going to be even worse!

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
You're all utterly vile.

[Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman]

How about you tell us about that time you were Post Office Minister during the Horizon Scandal then coined £275,000 helping the law firm representing the Post Office?

People f*cking committed suicide over it, you utter scumbag

Which is why you avoid the press by goofing around on jet skis like a giant pr1ck

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

All true !!!

[CraiginEngland @ghost_wales]

Dear @metpoliceuk please can you investigate the serious historical criminal allegations made against Nick Brown the former Labour Party chief whip.
I know for a fact he was sacked as a Labour MP as a result of these criminal allegations.
The Labour Party have and continue to cover up his alleged crimes.
I know they didn’t report these allegations to you or any other police force to investigate.
The Labour Party say because Nick Brown is no longer an MP their internal investigation is now closed.
In my view this is completely wrong and covering up serious criminality.
Thank you a concerned taxpayer.

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery

[The Jackal… @ToonDazza]

Police 2026….

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

Every time I think ginger people get a hard time in this world, I read a story about Prince Harry in the newspaper, and I remember we deserve it.