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generics enthusiast

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The grocery list on my phone has a better data replication story than the South Korean government’s remote doc storage 💀. “Buy carrots” is probably globally replicated across several data centers in multiple time zones.

https://t.co/zukt986yEb

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@AlaskaAir Meanwhile you have tons of folks stranded at random airports waiting to be told something.

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Yep, still waiting

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@AlaskaAir has a line of 200 people waiting at their baggage claim office in Boise Idaho at 11:49 PM. TSA closed at like 11:30 PM. Why are they having us wait? Give us a hotel. There isn’t going to be a flight for at least 5 hrs because there is no TSA. This is ridiculous.

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@AlaskaAir you were a day late celebrating the crowdstrike anniversary!

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In a distributed system, a non-idempotent operation must choose between correctness and availability…I think.

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@divyavis8

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Venmo may have one of the worst search features I have ever encountered. I don’t understand it. It almost always buries the person I want to pay until I type their full name.

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https://t.co/R1GQshuZxF

Spread the good word

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sin of software engineering: failing open with no alerting

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Every time I work with something that distinguishes between null and undefined, my soul dies a little.

Mongodb, JavaScript, all those goodies

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@AvgDatabaseCEO Nothing says rolling the dice than coupling to nascent infrastructure. That’s why I build all my projects using db2

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TSA apparently can’t figure out I have precheck from my “real” ID.

How in the fuck is that not possible? My real id uniquely identifies me ,but TSA can’t figure out I have precheck from it.

🥸

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Starting to realize BSON is kind of a crappy way to send data over the wire.

Looking at you Mongo

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Serious question. What happened to twizzlers?

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@t_blom I asked it to proofread a google doc I had opened, and it gave me the same response. Definitely has some sharp edges.

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@Hasen_Judi @eddybuild Based on trust me bro

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@DefectAltruist 👎👎👎👎

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@shl “What is an iframe?”

This should say full stack development job, not software engineer 🤝

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Controversial ideas?:
Add actual enums in golang so we can get compiler-enforced exhaustive switches

Strings enums > iota