Navin Anbu

dont follow me, I dump horrible jokes/showerthoughts/bs here.

[Navin Anbu @navin_anbu]

"I'm just thinking aloud" is always followed by absolute nonsense.

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Smart lamps and connected things are fun, until you change your wifi password.

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Time doesn't heal shit, it only makes your payment on the debt more.

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Tyrannosaurus rex should be called as Tyrannosaurus rex Ji in india cuz we respect the elders.

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Me wondering for what I made that 120rs UPI/3625373828626/ txn.

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Utopian future - internet has become a garbage with AI generated bs, most people quit social media and enjoyed offline time.

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I'm losing interest in memes, should I go see a doctor ?

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I thought I had good IQ until they changed to 6 digit OTP from 4 digit.

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@rahuldinesh97 could take couple of years to realise this🫡

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After a year of working from office and not liking it, chose to work from home instead, dint like it either, then I realised the problem isnt the location but the work itself (⁠T⁠T⁠).

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When you try to find joy in little things but instead get annoyed by little things.

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Never compare your life with others, cuz theirs is awesome and yours is shitty.

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Pls dont make jokes on suicidal ppl, as per stats 40% of them cant even take their life at first attempt, how can we expect them to take a joke 🫣💀.

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What if we reward more for good behaviour instead of penalising for bad behaviour in the society.

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When something on internet says, 'it will take 3days' and they actually take 3 days 😯😯😯.

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The only life altering, significant that happened to me in last decade is I switched to boxers from normal briefs.

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I wondered why I dint have any doctor friend, later realised that I dont have friends in first place.

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I feel like my ultimate destiny is to become a stand-up comic, till then I'm just collecting the content by living this miserable life.

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Shouldn't it be 'save humans' instead of 'save planet earth' ? This piece of rock stays, we won't be.