Only a mom could be carrying around a water cup (or anything in one hand for that matter) and 1. Not realise it for 26 minutes 2. Be just as efficient if not more so.
Standing outside of @postalannex at 9:15 am (they open at 9 and no one is here) because they “lost” @happyreturnsco items of mine that I saw them scan. Any suggestions???
Y’all keep trying to trick me with these shows you like. Game of Thrones: just a zombie show trying to be a period piece. Yellowstone: mafia show trying to not be New Jersey. (Montana does help with that last part…)
You know what’s annoying about periods? Not what is actually happening but that like we have to pretend we aren’t in pain and go on about our day. And then it is used as an excuse for us being a bitch. Maybe I’m just a bitch, Diane.
Not everyone in LA quizzing their therapists if they went to see Harry this weekend so they are “friends” of friends with Harry. #TikTok https://t.co/iXC9E5OiRB #HarryStylesLoveOnTour