Naomi

shares the same birthday as fictional character Gail Platt.

[Naomi @nayby]

Come back @scott_mills, Gareth is losing the crowd

[Naomi @nayby]

Even worse now no one knows the words 😂

[Naomi @nayby]

I’ve never seen a band so angry about having a hit record as Toploader #SaturdayNightTakeaway

[Naomi @nayby]

Being a last minute mum is not working in my favour today, no chance of getting a Red Nose today in time for #rednoseday tomorrow seeing as they’re only sold through Amazon 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Naomi @nayby]

Finally got my code and guess what, sold out! Ticketmaster tried to sneak September 2023 tickets in, which I nearly accidentally bought because it wasn’t clear they weren’t for the December show I was looking at. Terrible from both @ThreeUK and @TicketmasterUK

[Naomi @nayby]

@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport the three+ app is so utterly terrible. Managed to miraculously get through, blank screen. Another 10 mins, get through, click for code. No code. Now trying to get back in. All whilst trying to load ticketmaster 🙄

[Naomi @nayby]

@the_kershaws You can tell you’re up north by the sheer volume and selection of vimto 😂

[Naomi @nayby]

Hey @TravelodgeUK - how come you’re using sausage meat and passing it off as beef? Good job we’re not Muslim or Jewish…

[Naomi @nayby]

@SoVeryBritish @JamesDoh_ 👀

[Naomi @nayby]

@megsoverit @LaurenLBordelon Exactly this! Both me and my husband stood still for 15-20 minutes constantly refreshing the app whilst my 6yo sat on the floor eating snacks being ignored 😂 sucks all the joy out of it

[Naomi @nayby]

Disney genie+ is absolute garbage and we requested a refund by 10:30. We’re tech savvy, have watched tons of YouTube videos, researched tips and tricks and STILL struggled

[Naomi @nayby]

Apparently we’re all just one nursery burning down away from being tipped over the edge 🙃

[Naomi @nayby]

@Emilena__x You’ve got to remember it was different then. It was only supposed to be 6 weeks, and our parents age were the highest risk, things have moved on with vax etc.if lockdown happened now I would 100% not avoid my parents because that age group are either fully vaxed or chosen not to

[Naomi @nayby]

@Sarahl_3 I thought people would get more chilled, not less, as the sailings went on 😂 good luck on your later cruises 🙈

[Naomi @nayby]

@Sarahl_3 Apparently Disney have put on the rapunzel show as a sweetener because of the merchandise situation 😂😂😂

[Naomi @nayby]

You know you’ve got a pandemic toddler when they say “wow, so cool!” as you walk into the local Wetherspoons.

[Delamere Events @Delamereevents]

Open weekend with @Marquees_Events continues today from 10am! The sun is shining and there is loads to see!😎

Or just go Cheshire Oaks 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Naomi @nayby]

Things my kid has tried to put in time out:
His brother
My husband
Me
The colour yellow
His pillow
A passing red car

[Naomi @nayby]

Having a two year old who tries to put everyone in timeout when he’s pissed off with them is very amusing.

[Naomi @nayby]

@Emilena__x I didn’t even pay that for someone to do my make up at my wedding 😂 someone on my cruise specific page has booked it for 8pm?! What they gonna do, wash it straight off and go to bed?!