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Sorting, sorting, sorting. Always sorting! Catch me in the book Demonitude' by @hyphend, coming soon!

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My apologies for being so scarce lately, but it IS an election year! Busy, busy, busy... #demonitude

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I've been busy preparing my holiday schedule! It's fairly repetitive: 1) instill greed 2) instill greed 3) instill greed 4)...

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Make a note of this: As long as you're having fun NOW, later doesn't matter. #demonitude

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My new favorite hobby is watching people commit emotionally to the economy. Truly, all that you're missing is money. #demonitude

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This Kadafi fellow sure has a lot going on, doesn't he? Too stubborn to ask for help, I presume. #demonitude

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I think that 'Red Skull' guy looks somewhat appealing. #demonitude

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I could light a cigarette off your asphalt driveways. Please smoke so as not to waste the opportunity. #demonitude

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Come here and you'll no longer complain about the humidity. #demonitude

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I'm certain that no ones knows we keep Hell on fire by burning your excesses after you die. Shhhh! Keep spending! #demonitude

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I used to think it was scary when I would sneak into people's homes, but now that I'm in their hearts? That was nothing. #demonitude

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I have the most important secret to a happy life... But, I'm not sharing it. #demonitude

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To all the humans complaining about the heat: It is NOT hotter than hell. #demonitude

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People's perception of 'evil' amuses me. Just be yourself! Really. #demonitude

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I bet that none of you knew what a great cook #obl is! I'm pleased to have him here with us. #demonitude

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I honestly don't mind that most people are stupid. It's what keeps me in business! #demonitude

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Humans are such nobs when it comes to unrealistic expectations. Yes, it's spring now. So? It'll be winter again soon enough. #demonitude

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All of these casino spammers have overlooked our pal Charlie's message on 'winning'. It's nothing like you're advertising. #demonitude

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I love to see excitement in the eyes of humans. The ultimate 'carrot on a stick' if you know what I mean. #demonitude

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@screwdisk Clearly, Daniel is not of THIS world! @DanielPipes

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I would just LOVE to see a good old fashioned plague that didn't have John Cusack at the head of it. #demonitude