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Screwdisk
@screwdisk
Sr VP, Sales & Marketing (N. Am.), HellCorp - You may have heard of my ancestor, Screwtape
Circ 9, Bldg 6, 6th Fl, Ste 6
Joined October 2009
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Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 14 years ago
Are you KIDDING? We would LOVE to have Rick Santorum as President!! We FLOURISH in theocracies!
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
about 15 years ago
We Infernals hate empathy. Our goal: a world in which all humans must keep their hearts locked up tight in order to survive the day.
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
@nazilus
Y'know, I've seen Mephistophelean-looking humans before, but justlook at
@DanielPipes
&tell me he's not one of our guys
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
attention all demons with Congressional clients: HQ wants at LEAST one fistfight to erupt among these "dating couples" - is that CLEAR?
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Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
Hey Kids! In Hell EVERY day is Halloween! (Of course, it won't be YOU getting the treats!)
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
Can't wait till USAgets officially declared "Christian Nation" - then we'll get the Southern Baptists to start the sectarian civilwars!
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
@crnc
love how you guys have got the Christians thinking they're working for Him, when in fact they're working for US! Well done!
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
@KarlRove
you've done *so* very much for us, Karl - in keeping with your contract, of course. Can't wait to show our appreciation ...
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
@pillowbag
you mean for *your* heartache, or *theirs*?
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
Can't wait till ol' Murdoch gets here. First we'll give him a parade for all he's done for our cause. Then we'll give him what he deserves.
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
@hyphend
think about trust the next time the dentist is drilling your teeth
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
@nazilus
MMMM yeah!! And the more the better!!
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
over 15 years ago
Beck is afraid of Hell because we're egalitarian - we burn the rich the same way we do the poor. But actually, the rich burn MUCH BETTER.
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
almost 16 years ago
@nazilus
You'd be amazed what people are willing to put on the line for Sarah Palin... or against her, for that matter
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
almost 16 years ago
@nazilus
"Still following politics"? Sure, I get a lot of my business that way, don't you?
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
almost 16 years ago
@nazilus
well, whaddya think of this: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/22/opinion/22brooks.html I pointed out Cheney made us a better deal
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
about 16 years ago
*and* I can come right out & say this and they'll do it anyway!
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
about 16 years ago
You see, it's quite simple - we in the Infernal Kingdom want to goad these so-called "Christians" into killing on a large scale
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
about 16 years ago
Did White House "recess nominee" participate in Satanic blood rituals? http://bit.ly/9BU3oI
#tcot
#beck
#loofa
#teaparty
#satan
#marxism
Screwdisk
@screwdisk
about 16 years ago
men become priests thinking that they can get away from us - but they can't get away from themselves, & they bring us along anyway
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