Screwdisk

Sr VP, Sales & Marketing (N. Am.), HellCorp - You may have heard of my ancestor, Screwtape

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Are you KIDDING? We would LOVE to have Rick Santorum as President!! We FLOURISH in theocracies!

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We Infernals hate empathy. Our goal: a world in which all humans must keep their hearts locked up tight in order to survive the day.

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@nazilus Y'know, I've seen Mephistophelean-looking humans before, but justlook at @DanielPipes &tell me he's not one of our guys

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attention all demons with Congressional clients: HQ wants at LEAST one fistfight to erupt among these "dating couples" - is that CLEAR?

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Hey Kids! In Hell EVERY day is Halloween! (Of course, it won't be YOU getting the treats!)

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Can't wait till USAgets officially declared "Christian Nation" - then we'll get the Southern Baptists to start the sectarian civilwars!

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@crnc love how you guys have got the Christians thinking they're working for Him, when in fact they're working for US! Well done!

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@KarlRove you've done *so* very much for us, Karl - in keeping with your contract, of course. Can't wait to show our appreciation ...

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@pillowbag you mean for *your* heartache, or *theirs*?

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Can't wait till ol' Murdoch gets here. First we'll give him a parade for all he's done for our cause. Then we'll give him what he deserves.

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@hyphend think about trust the next time the dentist is drilling your teeth

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@nazilus MMMM yeah!! And the more the better!!

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Beck is afraid of Hell because we're egalitarian - we burn the rich the same way we do the poor. But actually, the rich burn MUCH BETTER.

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@nazilus You'd be amazed what people are willing to put on the line for Sarah Palin... or against her, for that matter

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@nazilus "Still following politics"? Sure, I get a lot of my business that way, don't you?

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@nazilus well, whaddya think of this: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/22/opinion/22brooks.html I pointed out Cheney made us a better deal

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*and* I can come right out & say this and they'll do it anyway!

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You see, it's quite simple - we in the Infernal Kingdom want to goad these so-called "Christians" into killing on a large scale

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Did White House "recess nominee" participate in Satanic blood rituals? http://bit.ly/9BU3oI #tcot #beck #loofa #teaparty #satan #marxism

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men become priests thinking that they can get away from us - but they can't get away from themselves, & they bring us along anyway