CJ

Engineer (FE, getting PE) / Retired College Football Player / cancel me idc

[CJ @NBAanaly]

Shakespeare’s philosophy to writing poems was to write shit poems and throw them into the trash until he wrote one that was too good for the trashcan. That is my new philosophy for twitter

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[CJ @NBAanaly]

When is it a good day to be a Cornhusker? :(

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Bad day to be a Cornhusker

Softball- eliminated
Baseball- eliminated as a regional host

[CJ @NBAanaly]

Why is it that everyone who has a Masters degree is always so pretentious about it? Most people that I know that have received their Masters is not required for what they do for work and the ROI is not even close to worth it. It’s mainly for people who can’t get a job right away.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you go to a comedy show after a long day of work and this is the comedy show.

[CJ @NBAanaly]

@ElectionCenter_ Betting markets are more accurate than political polls

[CJ @NBAanaly]

@jerseyh0mo “The other political side has some people that do bad things or immoral acts so it excuses anyone on my political side from doing any bad things or immoral acts.”

People that have that mindset, no matter their affiliation, can’t think critically and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

[ﹶ @XPJHX1]

ALL THREE DOWN. OKC ELIMINATED

[CJ @NBAanaly]

I’m dead serious when I say that I would vote for Whitmer for president over anyone else. People are complaining about that this is using taxpayers money but she has legitimately helped balance Michigan’s budget to be able to support something like this.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 NEW: Michigan Democrats introduce legislation to make school meals permanently free in Michigan.

Zero Republicans are supporting the bill.

[CJ @NBAanaly]

@EwanBen I’m just going to go to the great city of London UK or Paris France on my Holiday and get shanked

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

OKC THUNDER LOSE

[Furnace @Furnacepicks]

Chet Holmgren with the Season on the line

[CJ @NBAanaly]

Just permanently take away their license at that point. But this is coming from the dumbass that said “Black people in the Bronx don’t know the word computer” or thinks 3D printers can have a software that will stop it from printing a gun.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

New Yorkers with 16 or more speeding tickets will now have to install devices in their cars to limit their driving speeds.

[CJ @NBAanaly]

You should treat your kids like an adult-in-training. It’s the tried and true way to set up your kid for success once they become an adult. You wouldn’t smack or spank another adult so why make an exception for your kid? Especially if you want to teach them anything about respect

[CJ @NBAanaly]

The majority of people that say spanking “Worked for them” are generally immature and lack the self awareness/EQ to see what the actual effects that stem from physical punishment. Sure, you grew up to be a “functioning” adult. But isn’t that the basic expectation of parenting?

[New York Post @nypost]

Shocking number of millennial and Gen Z parents spank their kids, study says: 'Necessary to raise a child properly' https://t.co/5bXRqN4d0p

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Yes I would.

[CJ @NBAanaly]

@SkShuaib_ @RayKump Nah we would be building another giant ass statue together

[CJ @NBAanaly]

Very unlikely but if Luka comes back to Dallas I will be watching all of the Mavs regular season games again (I only watched 3 this year)

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

The Mavs might be doing everything in their power to bring Luka Doncic back home to Dallas:

— Fired former GM Nico Harrison
— Fired former HC Jason Kidd
— Kyrie Irving, Luka’s favorite teammate, is still on the team
— Most of their core that went to the Finals are still on the team (Gafford, Lively, Washington)
— Luka still hasn’t sold his home in Dallas
— Masai Ujiri is a fan of Luka Doncic

Just imagine 🤯
(h/t @MavsMuse)

[CJ @NBAanaly]

@SkShuaib_ @RayKump John 3:16: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him and builds a giant ass statue of him shall not perish but have eternal life.”

[CJ @NBAanaly]

@FrannyRocket @jennifersrude Americans should be America first

[CJ @NBAanaly]

@BarstoolUIowa You mean Scott Frost

[CJ @NBAanaly]

@BBGreatMoments I hate that this kid was representing Nebraska