NBA Haikuz

NBA haikus. Created by @csroth

[Marc @FarOffTheMarc]

@Orange_and_Ploo @_HugLyfe_ @CSRoth Hold my beer:

Leon brought back hope
Randle first shone, then regressed
At least we have Grimes.

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Paschall in Utah,
Dlo in Minnesota—
Friendship is a curse.

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Elfrid Payton has
A floater just as lethal
As his three point shot

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The Suns defense wanes
Against Draymonds calm reads and
Explosive reacts

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@theycallmetak A+

[TheyCallMeTak @theycallmetak]

Resting on the bench
Watching, waiting, and thinking
Court time? Explosion

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Watching the Pistons
Until Cade checks out and
I change the channel

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Break glass in case of
Health and Safety protocols:
Cardiac Kemba

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The Big Baby plods
He will not be denied treats
Jokic wants nom-noms

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Julius Randle turns
Fires fallback baby jumper
Ish goes swish- Ah! Swish.

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@mollyhannahm While we disagree
We accept the leagues choices
To be complete dicks

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@aighttho What is the fourth world
Two on your list, entirely
Mysterious to me

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Mann in front of him,
Haliburton’s contortion
A peaceful layup

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@NastyN04h @rads619 @becgo Where did you get a pic of the Gogol bordello guy with Bomba !

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Health and Safety is
LeBron’s primary concern
Let THT cook

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Halftime horror when
The Knicks discover RJ
Yakked on all their stuff

[NY Knicks PR @NY_KnicksPR]

RJ Barrett (illness) will not return to tonight’s game at Brooklyn.

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@rads619 @NastyN04h @becgo You guys know too much, we can’t be friends anymore

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@NastyN04h @becgo @rads619 Great you ruined the surprise

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@rads619 @becgo @NastyN04h It’s in the works