nins

[nins @nbartpurple1]

Moving home for 3 months which means all my moms friends are going to make me speak Japanese

[nins @nbartpurple1]

I only check teams omw to work so today Im seeing that my training supervisor, manager, and only friend left all our work chats 20 mins after we said goodbye last week.

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[nins @nbartpurple1]

That, my friends, is what we call a “poll tax”

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

Shopify CEO says a “good system” would give 0 votes to those who pay no income tax, while increasing votes for higher taxpayers, capped at 5.

[nins @nbartpurple1]

One of the only guys ik from hs who followed Andrew Tate once asked me to prostitute myself for half a dozen nestle tollhouse cookies

[nins @nbartpurple1]

@rvengeseekerz If you are joking abt this I will k*** you

[nins @nbartpurple1]

I’m bored let’s move out of the backrooms

[views @viewsceo]

FULL: Clavicular's girlfriend BEGGED him not to break up with her after he went live to end their relationship 😳

[nins @nbartpurple1]

Well when I saw a cyclops it looked more like right one so now what

[nins @nbartpurple1]

During the last hour of silence (Quaker service) I attended a guy interrupted to announce the lord had “moved him” to play a trumpet be brought with him. He had just started the hobby. I would consider that “pro violence”

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

I met a guy yesterday who mentioned he is Quaker and then quickly clarified “I’m not anti violence though. That part is optional.” Fascinating

[nins @nbartpurple1]

In the Bible, Jesus actually says harass your neighbors. God clarifies in Deuteronomy that it should be done on national television

[Acyn @Acyn]

Fox Producer: You know that you can’t be sleeping here. Why are you sleeping here?

“I like sleeping here”

[nins @nbartpurple1]

The wealthy swooping in to save us from a decent quality of life. How could we ever thank them

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Michael Rapaport says he's considering running for mayor of New York City to save America from Zohran Mamdani.

[nins @nbartpurple1]

@girltylerdurden Everyone wants to be Japanese,, no one wants to do kanji hour with me #noticing

[nins @nbartpurple1]

I live in Tokyo, and walk through the store to get home from the station everyday. Even a leisurely shop is 3-5 minutes total (25 mins weekly w/ 0 min commute). Forgot something? 20 sec walk to convenience store, 5 min total trip. I’ll never go back

[Zerve @Captain_C2]

Thats a horribly inefficient waste of time. You probably end up spending close to 5 hours just in grocery stores every week if you do this (nevermind the extra hours spent walking there and back as well), when you add up shopping+waiting in line. I'd rather just do 2-3 weeks worth of shopping at once in <2hours, drive my groceries right to my front door, and then not have to go to a store again for a few weeks

There's a reason no one who gets a license ever uses public transit or walks anywhere ever again if they dont have to - its way worse in every way.

Society should be more accommodating to cars, not less. Bike lanes for example, should be illegal

[nins @nbartpurple1]

He’s right we should quadruple it

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."

[nins @nbartpurple1]

The worst part is that she’s extremely fugly

[nins @nbartpurple1]

This guy built a life with me, said he loves me every single day before falling asleep holding me, demonstrated nothing but impeccable character and integrity, planned our engagement and wedding, and I just found out he cheated on me last year

[nins @nbartpurple1]

What do you mean “technically”

[🐾🚔 Prazkat Reviews 🇲🇽 @Prazkat]

Técnicamente ocurren en el mismo universo cinematográfico.

[nins @nbartpurple1]

A man will seal his fate as a generational bum ass loser, and it will STILL be woman woman woman. What did she cook? Too much? Too little? Was her cornbread dry? It’s 2026 but it might as well be the 1920s

[TrendShift 🍵 ⏳ @TrendshiftTea]

Megan did all this just to be cheated on?😹😂🙌being lazy can actually save you a lot

[nins @nbartpurple1]

This is me bc 80% of the class is staring at their phones and I want my teacher to feel like she matters

[BO4T. @boatsrevenge]

When you accidentally make eye contact with the teacher and now he's explaining everything to you

[nins @nbartpurple1]

I believe he has

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Fox News’ Sean Hannity wonders if Pope Leo XIV has “even read the Bible” in response to his anti-conflict stance.

“Has he ever heard of David and Goliath?”