Natalie Berger

ahoy there! *insert something profound here* Writer. Filmmaker. Theatre...er?

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FAFSA be like "I see your younger brother has a lemonade stand...$0 for you"

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@mariahrroo oh...right....red with lettuce white with more wine!!!

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@mariahrroo whites with chicken, red with steak!

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Pocahontas II is clearly superior.

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why is @RScott9339 so beautiful all the time? Too perfect. https://t.co/6kWaMxHmyy

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i stil don't get those "lets drink wine and paint the same painting with my friends" places? I can do all of those things at home...

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annoying the hell out of my mother by quoting the first #HarryPotter movie word for word. #CantStopWontStop #sorrynotsorry

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sitting in a cafe writing and being profound and shit. #amwriting #amwritngya #writinglife

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but rly, how do blisters work? like, i wear crappy shoes and suddenly it looks like i have a tiny sixth toe. dafuq, skin.

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about two pages done today….slow but steady. #amwriting #amwritingya

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sometimes i browse through hashtags and then go to favorite one like "haha sounds like something i would say!"
Actually my own tweet.

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i get to have TWO good nights in a row? Say it ain't so!
Leave it to me to meet new people a week before school is over.

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awesome night was awesome ^_^

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i think at some point he said he was a criminal too. #yolo

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poor life choices: giving your number to a dude at the nickel and thinking "he's probably okay because he has a 'chive on' shirt"

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@srhmcelroy #truethat