SweetDeath

nonbinary
writer, fanfiction writer, artist

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

just ordered two sandwiches at da bodega and the guy is so flustered he looks at me on the verge of tears and goes "just give me a few minutes okay?" like yeah man i understand that a sandwich takes time its all love playa

[nancy reagan sexbot @luffymindset2]

i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men

[Sperry Bonds @407Dude]

BANGER ALERT

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

Kafka if he wasn't miserable

[mensch2 @josephsbool]

my friend puked all over himself and got really embarrassed so we had to tell him that we still love him for half an hour

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

need

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

art imitates life :')

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

biting the hand that fingers me. i don't even Care anymore

[𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖞 @bacchusrights]

may i remind everyone diogenes did NOT live in a barrel he lived in a REALLY BIG JAR. entirely different. far more practical AND like fifty times funnier

[Jamie @transsexualdyke]

*showing a girl my room* Yeah and here's a fidget cube I stole from the mall *remembers she's Catholic* which I repented for

[the sotce method @s0tce]

she’s sad because ur trying to get rid of her

[alab @KarlMaalab]

first core memory of Pope Francis aside from his first day was when my grade school bully classmate swore off that he’ll stop insulting our gay classmates because he heard the new Pope said to respect the LGBT. We were in an all-boys Catholic school and that moment stuck w me

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

You need to take that mf back

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. California is a place

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

i’m 25 and my bathroom is dirty and my job is making me become an alcoholic

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

Just heard my neighbour say to her Pomeranian "I am not fucking doing this with you right now"