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[½ baked @ncgrimm]

Finally framed and hung my beloved @bandcalledcasey box set

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Most people do not realize how many tech giants are already deep bear market territory.

Tech Stocks From Record Highs:

1. Coinbase, $COIN: -69%
2. Oracle, $ORCL: -57%
3. Salesforce, $CRM: -57%
4. ServiceNow, $NOW: -56%
5. Netflix, $NFLX: -48%
6. Palantir, $PLTR: -48%
7. Microsoft, $MSFT: -37%
8. Meta, $META: -32%
9. Arm Holdings, $ARM: -27%
10. Broadcom, $AVGO: -26%
11. Marvell Technology, $MRVL: -20%
12. Nvidia, $NVDA: -19%
13. Amazon, $AMZN: -19%
14. Alphabet, $GOOGL: -17%
15. CrowdStrike, $CRWD: -15%
16. Apple, $AAPL: -14%
17. Taiwan Semiconductor, $TSM: -12%

The S&P 500 won't tell you this.

[Spoof::() @spoofydude]

theyre doin this to me at work tomorrow

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

The Pentagon announced Wednesday that basic trainings for all military services will once again require the flu vaccination for all recruits after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made the shot optional for the military at the end of April, this follows a several weekslong flu outbreak at the basic training base for the U.S. Air Force at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas.

[½ baked @ncgrimm]

@AsphaltAura If only they made the front as beautiful as the back. Maybe the ford fusion ruined the front of it but yeah

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it."

Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[½ baked @ncgrimm]

@RDKLInc Back when Alienware actually made cool products

[blanco @beerdefeater]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Semiconductor stocks now account for a record 18.8% of the S&P 500’s market cap.

This percentage has more than TRIPLED since 2022.

Over this period, the semiconductor index, $SOX, has rallied a massive +546%.

To put this into perspective, semiconductors accounted for less than half of their current weight at the peak of the 2000 Dot-Com Bubble.

Meanwhile, the Magnificent 7 stocks now reflect a record ~33% of the S&P 500’s market value.

Tech is all that matters.

[maybe: k*rk @a_dose_of_wx]

Beautiful women named TORNADO WARNING blowing up my phone

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

if i call up ur shawty right now, shе pickin' up

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[໊ @user0000O0]

i bet driving into a tree feels good as fuck

[½ baked @ncgrimm]

@yourhotstonergf How often do you guys replace yours???

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

can't believe iran is getting $300 billion before i get my doge check :(

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

started taking my power bank to work to steal some free electricity

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran was on its last legs and ready to collapse until the U.S. came along and gave it a life-line in the form of the Iran Deal: $150 billion