WineoMommy

Mom of 2 two-foot Tasmanian tornados just hanging on for the ride & lovin every crazy second of it. Just a Pittsburgh girl in an Arizona world.

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

@AntonioBrown May he RIH, & You are an amazing class act Mr. Brown ❤❤ sad day in #SteelerNation #heavengainedaGREAT

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ https://t.co/FBcwLumqg8

[AB @AB84]

Dear Mr. Rooney,

When we first met in 2010 you embraced me with open arms. You made me feel… https://t.co/Wkf4WW5f8k

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

Happy EFFING FRIDAY!!! oh, and national green beer day 🍻🍻🍀🍀

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

TOTALLY just realized WHY Xanax was invented in the first place - because of preschool field trips!! 😨😨😨😨😨

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

@HeatherDubrow just watched the 3rd reunion show, we DEFINITELY love you & SERIOUSLY dislike that duck lipped Kelly. Sincerely, the world🌎

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

@heidilo427 @JeffreeStar 😮😮😮 YUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!! *HAPPY HAPPY DANCE!!!*

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

Zoe just saw @HeatherDubrow come out for her book party & gasped & said "hers pretty!!" Even a 3yo knows ♡♡

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

@MeghanKEdmonds when I was pregnant with my first I was SEVERELY depressed, it's a real thing, you're not alone, but it will pass ♡♡♡

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

*toilet flushes*
M: did you wipe?!
5yo: yes!
M: are you lying?!
5yo: no!
M: wipe again! & wash your hands!

Still wldnt trade it for the 🌍

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

@heidilo427 well damn....he's almost there though hahahaha

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

Anyone know the appropriate age to teach your kids to refill your wine? 🍷🍷🍷 no?...

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

@JacLaurita I LOVE the fact that you don't take shit from ANYONE but are still one of the sweetest people I've ever seen. Rock on mama!!!

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

@RosiePierri LOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEE YOU!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

@Andy watching shahs, what's with your cast members "faking" illnesses?! 😂 Seriously tho, love me some GG & all of your shows!!!!

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

Never thought I'd see the day when a small version of me would bend over & present their ass for "inspection" after a trip to the potty.

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

4y: why is daddy so bossy?!
Me: bc he's your dad, that's his job
H: why are you such a pain in the ass?
Apparently I have 3 kids...

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

#bitchgetajob

[WineoMommy @nchiuraz286]

How's a bitch who DOESN'T work get the right to tell her man to put his phone down, while he's WORKING, after she just spent 5k on a TEA SET