Nicholas Walton

Lives in Newcastle. MA in English Literature. Was a farmer. Not anymore.

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@100Climbs Rishi Sunak vomiting with jealous rage right now

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@__Duncs__ He's 45 I think. However Maurice Stimler, former director of PPE Med pro, is 46...

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@eliseybell Love Vigo the Carpathian's new haircut!

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@watsoncomedian @redskyatnight Don't think so. I heard deported. He's in Rwanda now. It's 20°c. Just trying to make the most of it I suppose.

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@salawatson @NewcastleCC Sally makes some salient points. I presume you'll be stalling the deinstall until safety measures can be implemented.

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@CollinRugg @townhallcom U

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@ianwalker @awjre This is dangerously close to being a bit Alan Partridge...

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@itsfoxyjohn @virginmedia Ikr! 😂

[John @itsfoxyjohn]

@nchlswltn @BadParkingNcle @YPLAC It’s almost as if you couldn’t just walk around it. Goodness, did you have to go back from where you came?

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@245bored @BadParkingNcle @YPLAC @icantparkprope2 @Wankpanzer Rare bit of enforcement the other day on Simonside Terrace. If the penalty notice wasn't there I might not have l even have seen the car! Would have hated to damage the paint with the pram...

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@saddleblaze Looks like a compression fitting. Did it have a copper ring inside (an olive)?

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@My_Metro what time is the next train from chillingham road to the coast please?

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@ediemmill Manager has a kind word with me the other day, said I seemed a little 'flat'. Also just promised a three year old we will make strawberry lollipops tomorrow. It is five am.

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@wearefrthr That would explain why I can't find my pedals.

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@wedontexisthere That's fucking Ghislaine Maxwell!

[Alan Gardner 💙 @autisticgardner]

I am so concerned about the use of plastic grass that if anyone on here is considering using it I will give you alternative advice ( free )as to how to landscape without it. If I can stop one square meter being layed it's worth the effort.

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Hi @grainconnect. Love, love, love the internet stuff you're up to. Not so keen on having to walk into the middle of the icy road while out walking the bairn because your driver has blocked the way. @BadParkingNcle @YPLAC (it was ng22 hhz in case you're wondering)

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@TyneSnapper @JuliaHHeslop they must have heard us talking!

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@BadParkingNcle @My_Metro @YPLAC @BlatantWatch Taking refuge from 'low road adhesion' maybe?