Nick 🌹 Connolly

Baritone, voice teacher, escaped corporate drone

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

We interrupt your smugness-orgy to remind that Janet Mills: stable, reliable, conventional, impeccable pedigree, college educated,,got FUCKING STOMPED (SEVENTY TWO PERCENT!!!) in the primaries to “unstable, “unvetted.” That’s your “brand!” It fucking sucks dick!

[Nick 🌹 Connolly @ndconnolly]

It's a big club, and you're not in it

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

Happy 80th birthday to my friend George W. Bush!

Your friendship—and that of your father and your entire family—has been one of the great gifts of my life. It has always reminded me that long before we’re politicians, we’re fellow Americans and, above all, human beings.

And for the next month, I’m especially grateful to finally have someone older than me! Wishing you many more years of good health, happiness, and friendship.

Our country is stronger when we remember that what unites us is greater than what divides us.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

Tomark off the 250th, we present the greatest gift of all: a grotesque spectacle of decline, the undeniable suspicion thatAmerica is a steep decline, so you can feel special to bear witness to The End of History. Enjoy, you lucky so-and-sos!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

just heard they built a big wicker man in madison square garden and now they’re lighting torches and putting jake gylenhaal inside

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

just got a phone call from the NYC government: they asked me twenty trivia questions about antonio gramsci, the quaran, and transgender ideology and since I got 18 right im allowed to have my AC as cold as I want

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Mister president sir, if you really want to prove to the nation that you are big and strong, you should give that speech in your heaviest winter coat

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

@nypost that rules, thanks for letting me know

[Avi Lewis @avilewis]

They’re going to call you a socialist regardless.

So be a socialist.

[Nick 🌹 Connolly @ndconnolly]

@RepJoshG Good thing they're not interchangeable, you dunce

[L'Écho Chrétien @lechochretien]

🚨🎶 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢 — « L’Internationale » a retenti à l’orgue et a été REPRISE EN CHŒUR hier à la cathédrale Saint-Pierre de Genève, en Suisse, lors de la cérémonie d’adieu au sociologue marxiste Jean Ziegler. (Léman Bleu)

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

you can just admit you’re triggered by the sight of a muslim with a key to something you can’t steal

[george @idobadtakes]

No they won’t. The tech oligarchs are the most useless set of elites imaginable. No set of rich people in American history have been as useless a drain on society as they have

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

have they told clavicular that estrogen makes you look younger and gives you better skin

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

“It” is the age of consent

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Interestingly this appearance makes Seinfeld the most frequently picked comedian on Celebrity Row with over a dozen appearances since 2025. You can learn more about it by looking up “Jerry Seinfeld 17”

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

First time the man ever celebrated a gap of twenty being closed.

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

If Graham Platner was a Nazi he would run as a Nazi because you can do that now