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[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

Your death is more guaranteed than your wedding. So instead of looking for your soulmate, how about you look for your soul?

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Wished my ex a happy birthday 🙂

[Chief Teezy🇿🇼 @Chief_Teez_y]

My family should just find someone else to make them proud l'm tired.

[27. @dimvji]

sometimes you gotta decide that it’s the last time the universe teaches you the same lesson

[𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 @liamASAP]

This comment hits hard whenever it comes up😂

[Zimviral 𝕏 @ZimViral]

Chi Throwback 👀

[Dr. Solicitor At Large @Zvoutete14]

I was still a law student when the 2018 Presidential election petition was argued. I had a hazy appreciation of the matter back then. Now that I’m a PRACTICING lawyer with a clear appreciation of the matter and principles relating to presidential election petitions, I’m amazed by the submissions made by some of the Respondents.

For instance, ZEC conceded that 16 polling stations had identical results but averred that it’s possible and behavioral scientists can explain that.

Don’t be lied to. Adv. Thabani Mpofu did a splendid job. The matter could not have been argued in a better way.

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

But a weak erection is the man’s fault.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

When she starts becoming mean, it’s time to leave.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Why would you ghost your father because he is poor?

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

@Chief_Teez_y Asi ndokumbirawo kuvhunza kuti vn ramakatumira maiti chii?😏toda nyaya dzakakwana kunoku

[m a y o r 🌴 @bxllyville]

@Chief_Teez_y @CFCChapo Everyone wants a baddie until a baddie shows up😂

[Chief Teezy🇿🇼 @Chief_Teez_y]

😂i met her yesterday tf.....1 reason im not getting married soon wangu mukadzi haasati azvarwa varipo izvezvi iii.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Never lose yourself trying to be accepted by a world that changes overnight. Today they applaud you; tomorrow they move on. Beauty fades. Real tragedy is waking up and realizing you abandoned yourself to be loved by people who were never going to stay.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

If you're a man and you don't come from a rich family, wake up early and do whatever it takes to earn money. The world can be cruel to a poor man.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Once you start dealing with women who aren’t damaged or in a survival mode,

You actually enjoy women..

[Null @Vhoyde]

The only women allowed to talk to me about money are prostitutes.

[BRUNO FERNANDES COUSIN @QueenMancunian]

Tell me why your club have employed 935 players, 20 permanent managers and 8 caretakers but still have no champions league trophy since 1866.

Take mic 🎤n explain to us 😂

[John Cena @JohnCena]

A small leak neglected will eventually sink the greatest of ships.