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NOT LOOKING FOR LOVE//HERE TO TWEET//HRIO//

[Kibwi @MugambiKibwi]

The only country in the world that can check the police 😂😂😂

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@MrBeast .

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@AlinurMohamed_ Arsenal 1:1 Atletico Madrid

[Eric @amerix]

How the modern man eats:

At 7 AM

"Heavy morning breakfast" of:

- Pasteurized milk

- Wheat (Shawarma)

- Sugar

- Oats & cornflakes

- Bread

- Transfats eg Margarine.

Then, proceeds to yawn like a mongoose.

At 10 AM,

• More tea

• Wheat (Anjera)

• Weetabix

• Soy milk

Then continue yawning like a mongoose.

At 1 PM

• Rice/Biryani

• Spaghetti

• Seed oils (Arosto)

• Soda

Then, proceed to yawn like a mongoose

At 4 PM

• A cup of tea with pasteurized milk

• Biscuits

• Shawarma

• Sausage

Then, proceed to yawn like a mongoose.

At 6 PM,

• Drinks a concoction of hot water, lemon, ginger and honey at a Somali restaurant thinking this is the most healthiest thing on earth.

At 9 PM,

• Pilau

• Spaghetti

• Seed oils

Then, proceed to yawn like a mongoose.

Just before bedtime,

• A cup of tea with pasteurized milk

• A modern fruit

• Peanuts

• Anjera

Then, proceed to yawn like a mongoose.

- Will toss the whole night in bed because of sleeplessness and a rebellious gut.

- Will wake up in the morning so tired, with a foggy mind and anger.

- Will repeat the cycle

Then wonders why they are always sick, tired, nonproductive, angry, anxious, chaotic, and depressed with erectile dysfunction.

UNFAT!

#ManDay

[Saddam @Saddam_KE]

ODM representatives dealing with Kasmuel today morning.

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@ameerhussain @grok You look gorgeous

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@dcijuja @SUREJIM1 0117481401

[DciJuja @dcijuja]

If this poster appears on your timeline repost!
#ArrestEliudLagat

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Tuli-agree kushinda SportPesa ni endless, jishikie 400 milli MJP na 10 million ya Goal Rush Now, uji-nice! Just PREDICT the 3 Goal Rush Games! https://t.co/0diyROQ4PQ

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@amenya_nelson Dj eka MacMuga na waiter alete jug moja na aeke sumu

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Purely hilarious

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For your knowledge https://t.co/Kd0I63blaM

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@MikeSonko 0792879198-Tassia

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

WATCH | #CitizenDayBreak https://t.co/xUVz8MMpZo

[PONSO PILATU @Derrick37590828]

@OkiyaOmtatah @IEBCKenya hii ndio kusema bana

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@mbiti_mwondi Daktari niekee 1k ya mzinga

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Morara's speech in Homabay.

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

@RobertAlai What has stopped you from presenting an impeachment motion to the County Assembly of Nairobi in which you serve??
We all know there's a " bigger MCA" who makes decisions in that assembly and for Nairobi..
And he happens to be your master too.

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@MikeSonko 0704472718