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i wanna get out of this assin’ place | coca-cola freestyle hater | they/them

[benny @ndnbenny]

word of the day - fickle

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

For no particular reason I would like to remind everyone that not posting about it is always an option

[Alexander Augustine @WurzelRoot]

Imagine getting killed by a bitch this stupid. Your whole life leads to some dumb bitch texting about nothing and accidentally swerving into you head on

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Some words go together like jelly and peanut butter… wait, that sounds super weird.

A pair of words that is used in a fixed order in an idiomatic expression is called an ‘irreversible binomial.’

‘Peanut butter and jelly’ is an example of an irreversible binomial.
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[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

Looks like shit! Good job everyone.

(For those who know what ILM is this post is like one of the darkest moments in the 21st century)

[regan kelly @midwestern_baby]

@JPfiefler the new holy water

[♠️♥️Jib_Loger♦️♣️ @jib_loger_alt]

Time for me to bring back this video

[David Simon @AoDespair]

@LateInnings No. But someone sent me that on bluesky and I had to slide over for a quick fuck-you.

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

All medically unnecessary infant circumcision should be banned with no “religious exemption”(an infant cannot choose a religion and an adult’s religious beliefs does not override the bodily autonomy of someone else).

[benny @ndnbenny]

it’s that cold medicine *strums guitar*

[benny @ndnbenny]

@pplplayingpoker 💡, 📱, ⏱️ ,🦶

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is the hardest dap up I’ve ever seen

Little guy said PUT ‘ER THERE BIG MAN

[benny @ndnbenny]

the pipes are singing tonight

[Dahlia🔅 @wanderingdahl]

You guys ever hear of New Coke? Legendarily failed campaign by coca-cola in the 80s.

So in an effort to expand sales they devised a new formula for coke that was closer to Pepsi, thinking that they’d siphon off some of the pepsi drinkers and increase profits

[benny @ndnbenny]

@pplplayingpoker wear red

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

waymo this waymo that. how about we get way mo help bringing down the cost of housing

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

This lady in my bowling league was just hammering strikes and someone asked her “what kind of performance enhancers did you take before this” and she just says “Applebees Wings” and then just blows another strike right down broadway

[benny @ndnbenny]

i need french fries. stat.