Andrea

Comedian • Voice Actor • She/Her • Follow my IG @andreaentz for clips of my stand up

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

My partner and I are tired of answering the questions “when are you getting married?” “When are you having children?” So we’ve decided to announce that my tubes are tied via cute ultrasound photo and on the back it’ll say “these are the only knots we are tying”

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

@NickAdamsinUSA R u on the toilet taking a big poopy

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@DavidAM20405993 @NickAdamsinUSA 😂😂😂😂😂

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

Twitter is called X now. As in “x-girlfriend.” As in “I used to date this app and I no longer do.”

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

Me putting on spf in the mornings even though I WFH and don’t leave the house 🤪

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And now even more time tweeting about it

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I spend more time picking something to listen to for my shower than I do taking the actual shower.

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

@seattlejuno Good

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Sims is getting horses! Are we excited? Yay or … neigh? 🐴 😏

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Streaming sims 4 100 baby challenge all afternoon over at https://t.co/9jtBNMHa3t

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

Did it ever occur to you, apple health app, that maybe I’m taking steps when you’re not looking?!

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

You don’t actually have to give everything your all. That’s a capitalist myth

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

Hello I am streaming sims 100 baby challenge on twitch from 7-9 tonight. Come help me name my children

https://t.co/WREdoYSles

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@benandjerrys The comments on this tell me exactly what has become of this app 🫣

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Let’s be honest, plants are cuter inside. There are at least 1 million plants right outside my window and I could give a shit about any one of them.

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

@lauraculrich @mattxiv He has since changed his mind

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@BklynzBeauty @mattxiv Go to college and find out

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

Me posting things on Facebook so my mom sees it instead of just texting her things I want her to see 🤪

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

Me every time I cry: oh my god am I pregnant?!

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

@WilTito I have an awesome opportunity to have your outgoing voicemail recorded by THE voice of Porky Pig, Bob Bergen. We are putting on a virtual silent auction fundraiser to raise money in support of a new theatre show and Bob donated a personalized voicemail! https://t.co/ccPC1dtfgq

[Andrea @ndreaentz]

@ArenStenslie @warnerbros @LooneyTunes @LooneyTerrace @WB_Animation Speaking of Porky Pig -- I have an awesome opportunity to have your outgoing voicemail recorded by THE voice of Porky Pig, Bob Bergen.We are putting on a virtual silent auction fundraiser to raise money in support of a new theatre show. It's open now at https://t.co/ccPC1dtfgq