Neal Dixon

uoxıp ןɐǝu: From #HI. Scooter enthusiast. Sidecar owner. Occasional interesting tweets. Rarely funny.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@mercari_app, are you saying you want me to handle the urine-soaked knife box when I take photos of it? This is a health issue and not acceptable. #mercari

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@mercari_app, my order of a bread knife came smelling like cat urine but your app doesn’t have an option for received items smelling like piss.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@AlaskaAir Like... electrical feedback? I'm shocked at how lackadaisical Alaska Air is.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@AlaskaAir You're welcome for letting you know I was my leg hair's distance away from electrocuting myself the whole flight.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@AlaskaAir, here’s how it looked without a device plugged in to check if it was live:

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@sophiexoxo1, did you ever hear back about the BA reimbursement? If not, perhaps you can just reimburse for the hotel.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@MsngMickeyBlog That's why you ride it—it's hands down the scariest ride at the Disneyland Resort!

[One Arizona @OneArizona]

Happy National Census Day!🥳 First 100 people to retweet with comment sharing how the #2020Census impacts you will receive our Census merch! Must follow @OneArizona, use #2020Census #AZCounts
🌟Goodies
1️⃣unisex T-shirt
1️⃣pin button
1️⃣lip balm
1️⃣key chain
1️⃣11’’x13.5’’ Poster

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@snapchat @snapchatsupport, this is the reply your friends at @Zendesk sent me. That doesn’t even address the issue!

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@snapchatsupport, my Snapchat account was stolen and, thus far, your @Zendesk staff have refused to help.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@snapchatsupport You’re giving me the same runaround as your @Zendesk people.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@Gregospeck Sounds like training camp days. We’re all in this together.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@Snapchat, my account was stolen and your contractors at Zendesk are giving me the runaround.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

With social distancing, I guess I’ll resort to driving the rattlesnakes out of #Irezona all by myself. #StPatricksDay #StPandemicsDay

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@MeadowGoldHI, I’d really like an animated gif featuring the #Poglodyte. Can you make happen? #POG

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

It was in planning history and theory where @bbwilson3 first introduced me to #PaoloSoleri so, as much the bells amuse me, what really caught my eye is @Arcosanti’s reprint of #Arcology.
I can finally say I’m a proud owner of the panoramic book. https://t.co/FR0pLusaZu

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

@MsngMickeyBlog Just work for the big D.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

Peppa isn’t the only unit. But how tall is Goofy?
#PeppaPig #MickeyMouse

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

Well, shoot. I just left the almighty 18 to 34 demographic. Thanks @marketplace for making me self-conscious about not being in the most coveted demographic bracket.

[Neal Dixon @ndxn]

So, I guess ⁦@nytimes⁩ is watching when I read the news. Not creepy.