Neal Doran

Too legitimate to quitimate.

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

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[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@eintracht_eng Hi, my son and I are in Frankfurt from Ireland on Saturday for a surprise birthday trip. Would it be completely impossible to get tickets for this? What would be the best way to try..? Thanks!

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@dieworkwear excuse me, I have a question… turn-ups, or cuffs, on trousers — yes? No? When? How? Why? Ok, so that’s several questions, but I have a pair of trousers that need taking up and an opportunity ahead of me…

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@RobertKennedyJr This brave self sacrifice is why I’ll be VOTING ROBERT F KENNEDY in Michigan tomorrow. True patriot.

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@dieworkwear Here’s something I don’t understand about superhero costume muscles. Are we supposed to believe they’re real muscles? Or is it a stylistic portrayal of the hero’s super strength?

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@SaltyGoat17 @KamalaHarris Oh you got her there. What a clever boy.

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

This looks like someone wearing a John Major face mask...

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

British Prime Minister John Major (left) fielding a ball from batsman Colin Cowdrey (1932 - 2000) during a cricket match at The Den, Millwall F.C.'s ground in Bermondsey, London (1995)

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@corkbeo Looks like Glandore, in bits at least

[Matt Dunn @mattdunnwrites]

One of my favourite novels - and one of your favourites of mine, apparently - is today's Kindle Daily Deal. Just 99p...

https://t.co/uIaSScrNGV

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@watsoncomedian Yeah, like you were calling girls in the 90s...

[Jules Gray @family_jules]

Twitter boss hates Twitter users calling Twitter Twitter.

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@juderogers I was a couple of years ahead, and with a different one hit wonder from the Beyond stable...

[Mark O’Brien @obrienmark]

Don’t leave Twitter.
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[@TheShakespeareMindsetpodcast @DaveCohencomedy]

*Puts on US 70s Cop Show voice*
You've got just 24 hours left to pick up Stand Up, Barry Goldman for zilcho on Am*z*n.
I'm giving it away cos that Bezos guy needs a break https://t.co/CGxIpCYsdA
Barry Goldman: The Wilderness Years kindle currently just £2.99

[HQ Stories @HQstories]

Happy publication day #MirandaDickinson @wurdsmyth - the glorious, Shakespeare-themed, enemies-to-lovers romance is out TODAY!

Could love be waiting in the wings for Theo and Lucie? It's time to find out...

💕https://t.co/sz42dR9Gof 💕

[Dyslexic_aDve @Dyslexic_aDve_]

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[James O'Malley @Psythor]

I wish we could get a commentary feed from Saudi state television.

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

@quantick And their motivation explained if you switch "centrist" to "my"...

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

It would be quite funny if No.10 said it didn't have the details of the rest of the cabinet because Starmer had clocked off early...

[Neal Doran @nealdoran]

Is it just me, or does the Euro 24 logo look quite a lot like a multi-colour lavatory seat?