bucatini 🚍⛈

dreganomics NOT reaganomics

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

like dozens of wet farts banded together in haunting song

[@jason @Jason]

I’m a fan of fighting for democracy and removing dictators strategically (ie when it doesn’t cause WWIII).

Fantastic that we’ve freed the people of Venezuela (Let’s hope this doesn’t escalate).

Freeing Cuba next would be a noble effort. Maybe they would like to be the 52nd state after Puerto Rico.

[ And Trump fighting hard for the people of Ukraine is also noble — even if it is an imperfect democracy and some folks of the GOP remain Groupies for Putin ]

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@GeorgeJourneys my very white public high school sent at least half a dozen very white children to the ivies so i feel like this is as always a skill issue

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@benmaritz do you think the county could charge less for sewer services? are they using the fees for something else?

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@ZaidJilani @ChaseMadar i also think that, at least among americans/liberal zionists, a two-state solution felt much more like an achievable possibility. if your political consciousness starts post-Rabin, you’ve only seen an unapologically fascist israeli project, so it’s harder to delude yourself

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@rkylesmith keep it up! maybe bovine bari will hire you on the new 60 minutes

[Amit @Amit4Films]

This is why L comes first in LGBTQIA+. #PrideMonth

[Chris Daniels @ChrisDaniels_TV]

BREAKING: Billionaire and Philanthropist Melinda French Gates joining @SeattleKraken ownership group, fueling speculation about NBA expansion bid at same time.

@emilymkaplan with first details.

https://t.co/FNQXB10VWH

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@justwannasayth2 @DylanByers @nickbilton @ScottPelley i love the idea of firing your news magazine’s most famous reporter/presenter on your first day because he hurt your feelings lmao

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@mattleeanderson the most im-an-old-white-guy-who-actually-never-watches-the-nba ass take

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@NickyFrank30 is he more powerful than warnock?

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@Zoomer_South @cman4prez what year was sherman’s march to the sea? i like the USA in that year as well

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

My plan for solving the housing crisis:

1. Arrest Hasan Piker
2. Name every street after Charlie Kirk
3. Nationwide ban on the 3 trans athletes that play volleyball

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Alex Caruso wearing that sweatband on his cueball ass head annoys me.

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@humantransit honestly, and i’m coming up with this for the first time, frequency = freedom

[Joseph Bien-Kahn @jbienkahn]

Tom doing the lord’s work here. No more OKC fan excuses. Your dude is a mathematically confirmed flopper…

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@lionel_trolling probably a Rules of Attraction type book but about insufferable over achievers instead of insufferable slackers

[Sohrab Ahmari @SohrabAhmari]

What goes on in detention centers when there aren’t cameras rolling, and the subjects don’t have Western passports.

[Sohrab Ahmari @SohrabAhmari]

How is Ben Gvir not the Israeli government. He is literally a minister who controls police forces!

[איתמר בן גביר @itamarbengvir]

יש כאלה בממשלה שעדין לא הבינו איך צריך להתנהג עם תומכי טרור. מצופה משר החוץ של ישראל להבין כי ישראל הפסיקה להיות ילד כאפות. מי שמגיע לשטח שלנו לתמוך בטרור ולהזדהות עם חמאס יחטוף ולא ניתן לו את הלחי השניה

[bucatini 🚍⛈ @nebergetic]

@EYakoby including 2 million under their control but with no democratic or civil rights!