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[Ben🐺 @nebflow15]

Hey @PFTCommenter a true crunchy granola mom works be fine with their son @hen_ease being biswingsual

[Ben🐺 @nebflow15]

Hey @FAlvarez8085 how did you recover from getting bodied by a bunny like this? @JoeSantagato @TheBasementYard

[SLOTUS @Liston617]

One of our buddies passed away 3 weeks ago and he's still undefeated

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[Mr. Missed Her @RagsTuhBitches]

The “DJ” in DJ Uiagalelei must stand for Daniel Jones

[AGGRESSIVE KJ ADAMS FAN @calmkufan]

“Handoff to Pacheco” https://t.co/fCF1xcmPCK

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

thibs absolutely lathered at the thought of coaching a guy who never missed a game

[Matt Gallagher @MattP1Gallagher]

All of the Tifosi if Fred signs both Lewis Hamilton and Adrian Newey in one year

[Gabe @gabeybrazy]

This might be the greatest Browns clip of all time

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Love how he celebrated for a second with his bench after that block on Chet. Big "I told y'all he ain't fucking with me" energy right there. These two guys do not like each other and I love it.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

When you think about it, a defender’s job is ultimately about eliminating space, so I like this answer.

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Might want to focus more on the look pass.

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

If you employed Rivers and Cromartie at the same time you'd eliminate the free daycare program, too.

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Give Reggie Bush his Heisman back.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Picturing him angrily typing this with one finger and crying real tears

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

the evidence is in

a crime was committed

a Lions win was stolen in plain sight

refs are pure trash

[Brandon Wall @Walldo]

Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar

[Mike Guardabascio @Guardabascio]

“Ohtani signed for WHAT?” -Rich Paul