Ben Paddon

Dog Dad | Pastoral Lead | Maths Teacher | Actor | Nerd

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@edgarwright when my brother moved out and I decided to take over the bigger bedroom and redecorate, I realised it was time that everyone who enters the room know the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

#LeslieTiller #HotFuzz
@simonpegg @nickjfrost

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@DanGroom22 @NFLUKIRE @NFL @wembleystadium @SpursStadium @TicketmasterUK I’m in the front row of block 534. Tickets were £99 each. Sat at the back of the same block last year and paid £96 including fees!

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@vicgoddard It was a great day and I’m grateful for the opportunity! Thank you for the continuous support. We all know the saying about family…

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

I refuse to believe there is any time of day when @jimmycarr isn’t wearing a three piece suit.

Hope you enjoyed The Producers last night, sir! It did take some courage not to shout ‘Doors’ when you left the auditorium.

#LastOneLaughing

[Empire @empiremagazine]

We’re giving away Limited Edition 4K Ultra HD Steelbooks of The Lord Of The Rings trilogy to celebrate the 25th Anniversary!

To enter:
Follow us, repost this, and tell us who your favourite character from the trilogy is...

[Empire @empiremagazine]

We’re giving away Limited Edition 4K Ultra HD Steelbooks of The Lord Of The Rings trilogy to celebrate the 25th Anniversary!

To enter:
Follow us, repost this, and tell us who your favourite character from the trilogy is...

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@ODEONCinemas trying to book a film using my limitless card, but apparently I already have a booking for that time slot? 🤔

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@KyleBrandt @MattJunkin I did this last weekend. Days don’t get more perfect.

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@neiltyson Is it not 184 birds?

12 Partridges (1 x 12 days)
22 Doves (2 x 11 days)
30 French Hens (3 x 10 days)
36 Calling Birds (4 x 9days)
42 Geese (6 x 7 days)
42 Swans (7 x 6 days)

= 184

What am I missing?

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@OwenPGCE @AdamHighcliffe It depends entirely on your motivations though, surely? I aspire to be SLT (Currently 4 years into secondary Maths). My motivation is to improve whole school culture and benefit as many of my school community as possible. That can’t always be done from a classroom.

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@TheTrueVanguard 4xAA batteries to play Mario

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@199100candy K-Swiss

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@C4Countdown @Channel4 @HarryAA100m @ColinMurray @susie_dent @RachelRileyRR 75-10=65
65*7=455
8/2=4

455+4=459

About 5 seconds ✌🏻

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@Sidemen you definitely need a @SidemenClothing line of some heavy duty tees with your individual Among Us characters on the back.

[Vic Goddard @vicgoddard]

I wrote this for me - to try and help find the balance that is very challenging right now. Please share this with any leader that may need to read it right now. https://t.co/DMszh5cgYI

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@ukpackers @KwikTrip @TouchdownTrips Can we make one of these happen during UK School holidays pleaaaaaaase?! 😂😩

[Ben Paddon @nebnoddap]

@TheYankeeCandle can we get the Sugared Apple candle back please. Think of it every year as we head towards the festive period. 😩

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@twincitiesreppn @StalwartSt @HustleBitch_ As a diversion…

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@NicolePonsford @GECCollect Rate that!

If you wanted a super cheesy tag line when you do events, the GEC is very much like the TARDIS - much bigger on the inside…

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@NicolePonsford @GECCollect Badges to hand out at events.