clockable jones, weed master degree

mars. 26, nonsensical transsexual monstrosity. they/he

[clockable jones, weed master degree @necr0lepsy]

@pjmnstyles @maanonliplumper huh?

[Status Coup News @StatusCoup]

🚨GET YOUR DUMB *SS OUTTA HERE!🚨
A Black Panther party leader in Newark calls out Hasan Piker and other phony internet activists for failing to understand what the revolution fights for.

[clockable jones, weed master degree @necr0lepsy]

@DrianneBelleza not him dwerkin

[union thug @wellrestedpizza]

The concept of each race painting Lenin to look like them, like people do with Jesus.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[is🔻🇵🇸 @witchrealms]

it’s crazy to take this whole thing as “this guy is being annoying” and not “wow this guy has to work a million times harder to get the same recognition as other directors trying way less to connect with their audiences”. and also then not make the connection as to why that is

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

1 year ago today, Jonathan Joss was murdered in a homophobic hate crime.

Best known for voicing John Redcorn, Jonathan was a memorable part of many fans’ childhoods and will not be forgotten.

[clockable jones, weed master degree @necr0lepsy]

@DontWearMyShirt @ARIAREIGN180683 child support isnt a one time payment tho

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

> Starbucks' AI can't even count coffee cups right
> Microsoft pulling the plug on Claude for its own team
> Uber burned $3.4B in AI budget in 4 months just to see zero return

3 massive setbacks for AI taking our jobs this week.

NATURE IS HEALING. WE ARE SO BACK.

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced

[Joe Applebrook (deltarune spoilers) @joe_applebrook]

It’s always baffled me that I have never seen anyone, left or right, use a different photo of this guy. I thought it was just the only decent picture that’s publicly available but no there’s a bunch of others

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

A Mattel está disponibilizando TODOS os filmes da Barbie em seu canal no YouTube, de GRAÇA.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

This has a clinical name. Revenge bedtime procrastination. And the ADHD version runs on a completely different mechanism than the neurotypical one.

A neurotypical person stays up late because they want more leisure time. The ADHD brain stays up because it spent every drop of dopamine it had on executive function during the day. Sitting in meetings, managing transitions, filtering impulses, remembering the thing you were supposed to remember. That burns through dopamine the way sprinting burns through glycogen. By 10pm the tank is empty.

But here's where it gets counterintuitive. The exhaustion is physical. The dopamine deficit is neurological. Those are two separate systems. Your muscles want sleep. Your prefrontal cortex is starving for the stimulation it was denied all day because it spent 14 hours on task-switching and impulse control instead of anything that actually felt rewarding.

The phone at midnight is the brain trying to collect what it's owed. Low-effort, high-stimulation content. Scrolling, short videos, rabbit holes. The exact profile of activity that delivers dopamine without requiring the executive function you already depleted.

The sleep researchers call this a "self-regulation failure." It's closer to a debt collection. You borrowed against your own reward system to function all day. The bill comes due at midnight. And the brain will not let you sleep until it gets paid.

[clockable jones, weed master degree @necr0lepsy]

@KentOkwesa @marsthesublime YES

[Kent Okwesa @KentOkwesa]

Would you be interested in a dark coming of age film about a young black man who wants to become a giant octopus? https://t.co/2wfAHZNuJz

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

They make living so unbearable. I miss when making money wasn’t the only thing that mattered in this world.

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Ciarán @androgynator]

he's the bishounen hydrogen bomb to the coughing baby that is modern amazon basics "femboys".