Mordenkainen's Tome of Hoes

temporarily embarrassed wife guy

[Mordenkainen's Tome of Hoes @necrotrophy]

fuck it new mini thread

[Mordenkainen's Tome of Hoes @necrotrophy]

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

[annie @anniexlyons]

kendall roy….

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

long live the mighty Mississippi

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[they who walk silently 🔻 @meatRelic]

“fish fear me” i went to the lake and nobody knew u

[Mordenkainen's Tome of Hoes @necrotrophy]

what’s it like being the dumbest bitch alive

[Dungeon GF ⚔️ @TheLoserOf08]

Blasting Sunn O)))) on the freeway driving 5 mph

[The Nordly @TheNordly]

Study: Ancient Markings Near Minnehaha Falls Suggest Humans Once Hunted 30 Foot Tall Penises https://t.co/7zzjLWp5ux

[Mordenkainen's Tome of Hoes @necrotrophy]

@GraceLP you do realize most people still can’t afford that, right? do you earnestly believe the average american has an extra $600/wk lying around? or even that their relatives can afford to take time off work to watch their kids? the burden of childcare usually falls on siblings

[Mordenkainen's Tome of Hoes @necrotrophy]

@GraceLP imagine saying you’re able to spend more than most people make in a year on one kids summer camp & acting like the people who have to rely on their relatives for help are the real privileged ones. get well soon!

[cool daisy incorporated @haggardbroad]

Party rocking with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im going to kill myself

[AdmiralExclipse (Moon) @admiralexclipse]

Be Not Afraid

[soy ferreira @lovingnebulae]

as an empath i am sensing that you are gay and have no swag