necrysi

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[necrysi @necrysi]

*dunks u in Lava* thats for Not joining my Madness

[necrysi @necrysi]

there is a version of The Situation that only exists on weekends

[navii on shedtwt 🦇 @xyznavii]

Rate my dad's reaction to me getting a boyfriend

[MF Blonde @mf_blonde]

My mate told me today that mot countries do not wake up with bird calls - freaked me out

[Sidney From Melbourne 💋 @sidneyfrommelb]

The Australian backrooms is infinite Woolies that turns into chemist warehouse where you have to log in to MyGov and then contact Centrelink

[mio @miopanXIV]

i had a dream today that zenos was my roommate in real life and he was miserable to live with. he would say "a test of your reflexes" and throw empty water bottles at me

[julia @juumelo_]

good evening king I have delivered 14 drunk texts to your online enclosure

[necrysi @necrysi]

@Gunbiz1 i would advise against that course of action your highnessjestyemperor

[necrysi @necrysi]

people keep asking questions about The Situation. i would advise against this (scheming courtier voice)

[computer @computer1010101]

don't stress out Everything will be okay you just need to kill and kill and kill

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf took adderall without telling me but i could tell because she was being way too nice to me

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

There's a really short guy at my work and the custodian just accidentally swept him into the dust pan. I didn't even try and help. I was immobilized by my own cowardice

[turbomander @turbomander]

I understand you’re a paladin with a divine oath or whatever but like...does your god really approve of you pumping five consecutive divine smites into that guy just because he was caught stealing? He had like 4 hp dude, you turned him into paste that was kind of excessive no

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My therapist’s internet dropped, and I heard her say “for fuck’s sake” in her normal, unfiltered voice right before it cut out. It was like seeing a professor at Walmart.

[rune sword @runesword1]

they don’t like that i have the rune sword

[turbomander @turbomander]

i am so fucking done with this cursed sword dude. its all fucking day with this guy going "where the foes at? swordy want stab stab!" my party doesnt even fw me anymore, this shit is NOT worth the +1 on attack and damage rolls bro

[necrysi @necrysi]

@Synfueled watermelon hockey

[necrysi @necrysi]

carrying a watermelon and a folding chair on my way to resolve the Situation

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

The way the Knicks used to run train on me to let off steam. Actually. Alexa, Delete tweet and do not send this tweet