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Music Director, Pianist, Composer 🎹 ENG/DEU 🇩🇪

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My brain has failed me horribly this week and I’m mad about it. 😔

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@Brodhe Spaaaace

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@Brodhe The way to a man’s heart is through his nuts

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I need a stronger phrase than “executive dysfunction”

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@Brodhe Dibs on the mullet

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@Brodhe Putting this reply in my back pocket for later

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Hold on —

Am I crazy or did stores that would close late a decade ago (eg. Bunnings/JB) now all close by 5 on weekends?

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@hnrysml Meet me in the garden 💥🥊

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Snapped these two noisy lorikeets, there were a good 12 or so, very bright against the deciduous trees.

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Uh oh, you hate being able to go back to your therapist vindicated 🤡🤡🤡

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What about Czekhov’s meaty boner? 🤔

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Where are the easily impressed himbo nerds

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I have some super intense appointments tomorrow and for a good month or two.

Give me your best, dumbest, and most cutthroat memes.

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@DarienAfterDark My broken hands have been
1) falling over from standing up
2) falling over from crouching
3) dodgeball

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First time holding a handstand for anything less than an immediate fall

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Couldn’t see

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can’t come baby, I’m in nyoosaurrr

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Big hankering to play Pool today, but the only establishment open after my gig will be Adam at Sircuit. Pool cues and nudity feels like a OHS nightmare

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Talking sex, insulin pump and shame with my therapist, who has almost verbatim prescribed me a Dom Daddy.

And so shall it be done🫡

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Ooft. Life changes fast.