Henry Samuel

My dream is to use word-based humour to end all my friendships. [they/them]

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

for the skeptics out there

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

going out to dine in melbourne will have you at place like The Elephant's Foot ‐ Thai Ukrainian Restaurant

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

@rakalipal wait no i actually havent got that it's just that everything is basically hidden on both my accounts if it's an image or vid unless I wanna upload a selfie to their face scanner ai thing

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

@rakalipal same as of a few weeks ago for me :(

[𝐤𝐚𝐲 @sondering__]

this and a blood orange san pellegrino

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

@verynormalman ahh, the mighty cedar of lebanon: 🇳🇫

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

someone just liked this tweet and i see that it's troublingly relevant again in these dark times

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

Every year in North Queensland,
a shopping trolley murdered, my groceries, torn apart by a crocodile.

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

someone come over and drink this yerba mate soft drink i bought that i just now noticed uses an artificial sweetener that will ruin my guts if I have

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

@caneyehoe 3am is the new 5am!!

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

dear premier of victoria, it is of great importance to me that the melbourne star observation wheel remain an abandoned monument to our hubris as a city; we must avoid its revitalisation at all cost. thank you for your consideration.

[Josh @MerndaLine]

:)

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

@rakalipal ty :) is that royal park?

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

@rakalipal pink robin? 😳

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

el muchacho de los obos tristes..

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

Here's me. "Australia is manufacturing explosives for Israel’s atrocities"
https://t.co/JintzVFh5q

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

@tamara__1997 it's bc we all have mobile phones now :(

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

I would never hike Mount Everest because I have IBS so with my luck I’d have to pop a squat at high altitude and not have enough oxygen to stand back up and end up with an Everest corpse Wikipedia page where they call me The Shitting Girl

[Lynsey Parker @LynseyJParker]

What the hell did Brum do?

[Henry Samuel @hnrysml]

why is the spirit of tasmania back at port melb