Neddy the Networker

I am a Met-Cam Networker (465903 to be precise), not one of these Japanese hash-ups. I have first class and trundle around Kent offering my services.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

@networkrail @BTP It's the cement sidings at Northfleet. The only details of the person are their Instagram profile which looks suspiciously like their full name.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

One for you @networkrail
And @BTP
https://t.co/bl9JSxwitm

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

Hi @StagecoachSE. Several of your Ashford based vehicles still carry this advert despite the service being discontinued a few years ago now.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

@SteveWhiteRail @adrianatkins196 @greateranglia What's Southeastern's official policy on connections?

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

My driver just swore.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

Excellent. My driver just opened the door and the little sod's gone flying. Should have seen him!

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

Oh great. Now the little shit is kicking the cab door.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

There's me bombing along at 75mph and all I hear is "Daaad, he's being nasty to me. Wahhhh wahhhh." So distracting. What did you do, eh?

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

Now Southern are actually burning physical bridges rather than metaphorical ones....

I heard that in the depot just now.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

@SouthernMalachi Like everything in life.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

@SouthernMalachi Don't give then any reaction. Don't respond. Don't block. Just ignore it and walk away whistling.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

@SouthernMalachi Remember, the more you react, the more they come at you.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

@SouthernMalachi The pitfalls of social media I'm afraid.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

Have I missed summing?

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

@jennswalsh That's good to hear 👍

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

I lost a shoe once. Bought the whole of North Kent to a standstill whilst somebody looked for it.
FIND THAT SHOE! https://t.co/8e61efnH5y

[Jen Hacking @jennswalsh]

Just lost a shoe at #nunheadstation if you find it please hand it in thx😥 #onecoldfoot @TLRailUK @Se_Railway

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

I intend to start 2016 in the same way as I finished 2015. Half alive and knackered.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

It's Boxing Day today and there's a mysterious brown box next to me in the shed. Could it be? Could it really be? New bearings?
#ExcitedMuch

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

On top of that, I'm being left on my own today so it looks like I'll be playing with my Schrader valve.

[Neddy the Networker @neddynetworker]

I got a wonderful present from the guys at Slade Green today. Two new converters and a compressor that works.