Ned Egan

Pure Storage employee, data protector, church custodian, father. Opinions expressed are my own.

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

2 biggest fans about to see @harrymack live for the first time in Nashville! @egankatelyn @brooklynbowl

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

The handsome-off playoffs have been a long arduous journey but we are now ready to see who is the ultimate handsomest QB @SuperBowl LVII

[Trivia Time!™ @_triviatime]

Thursday's clue is the SEC Football Championship. Retweet for 2 bonus points per team.
Play tonight at:
Corner Pub Bellevue - cancelled for Titians Game
Homegrown Taproom & Kitchen 7pm
La Plaza Fairview 7pm

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

Draymond is the Zidane of the NBA, right? Is he still kicking dudes in the groin? https://t.co/8k0K84tr7W

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

Visiting the the new @NashvilleSC stadium to pick up my new kit w/ @liverpooltacos - it’s awesome👏 can’t wait to see match1 On May1! Shout out to supporters group @RogueChants

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

That was the best effort I have seen from them in 10 years.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: Dolphins have unveiled their new logo.

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

@coinbureau Sweet sweet crack

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

Hello old friend, you’ve bludgened me once again

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

@madebygoogle I bought the gen2 two years ago, hoping to not replace it again anytime soon. But now it’s offline and chirping. I thought you reached out to help. What are you suggesting I do to not have to replace these?

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

@googlenest makes the WORST product I have ever used. The nest protect smoke detectors(both gen 1&2) are inaccurate, ineffective, expensive and disposable. Even though I can replace the batteries, they have a time-bomb that “expired” them. Do not buy under any circumstances.

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

@madebygoogle Yes but unlike any other $20-$50 smoke alarm w a typical 10yr warranty, your $119 alarm is warrantied for what, two years? And expire, when exactly? What are you offering to help with?

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

This was fun to write! Thanks to @theroadworthy for posting interesting auto content!

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

The time to address a ransomware attack is BEFORE it takes place. Talk to your @PureStorage team about SafeMode and FlashRecover.

https://t.co/MVFpy7qsjL

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

I wonder if @JerryFalwellJr likes watching @LibertyU get pounded.

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

Aunt B didn’t deserve that.

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

Remembering Owen and Beru on #NationalToastDay.

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

@chamath we all enjoyed u spanking those bad kids across the street 👏 but it might be time for a stern talk with your kids back home. Sup w/ IPOD/F?

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

@engadget I bet they call it something really cool like “Sony XRG12-K1000.”

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

12 men on defense is a penalty

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The full AP NFL All-Pro first team, released today:

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

Yo, 2020- I’ll call it all good if you can provide some @MariahCarey for #newyears

[Ned Egan @nedegan]

@TonyAquila8020 Any news on MPDV reservation numbers?