nedumpling

no rizz, just a threatening aura

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

watching the odyssey on tiktok in 200 parts with a split screen of subway surfers and soap cutting videos. the way Nolan intended

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

it's like nobody wants to play monopoly anymore

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im sorry if we're friends and you do/might do this to me one day but choosing to do a workout class as your birthday activity seems like hell on earth to me

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i think getting into snapchat streaks might heal me

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no like i know what it is but why is it important like what's the deal

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wtf is a Snapchat streak

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@showmetheashti ok im getting it for lunch

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@numnumalqassab but you always judged me for using it

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as a person who's extremely prone to depression and is on accutane (side effect: depression) i was very excited when my doctor decided to up my dosage. clear skin > mental stability let's go 😎

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

i actually think i have whatever is the complete opposite of adhd my ability to lock in is actually scary

[yessenia @ymsox]

the highest form of existence is having no desire to be understood, admired, pitied, or known.

[໊ @wynavira]

“i asked chatgpt—” okay well i asked the stray cat outside my house and he blinked at me slowly and said you’re a lost cause

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

my biggest phobia that actually makes me want to throw up is the thought of me getting old and looking back at photos and memories of myself. literally kill me

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

people who hate on acne patches are so weird like would u really rather see someone's pimple or a cute little star

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

@_luciferious lucifer's daddy

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

me as a coworker

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

how it feels to be with the coworkers who actually know what they're doing

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

first date questions: would you like to be compressed into a zip file or be a cell in an excel sheet

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

@_luciferious remember when u manifested my work trip getting cancelled so i can come.. i think u manifested too hard

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

@_luciferious we're not back until i start tweeting song lyrics like the good old times

[nedumpling @nedzbun]

back on twitter: is it a manic episode or are we just so back ?