This is happening on here a lot recently - very normal seeming everyday Mum tweets and you then click on the profile to see either a very dedicated anti choice campaigner or… this…
What is the German word for ‘being at a desperately sad funeral for a loved one, and you cannot stop focusing on a very large toenail clipping that is inexplicably resting on the carpet of the crematorium hall’? It’s just adhd and being really sad isn’t it
Who the fuck eats pears? I never see anyone eat or even talk about pears. People will talk about every single fucking fruit in existence except for pears. I hear more people talk about durians of all things. Does no one fucking like pears!?
If the guy vomiting super loudly (through his nose-?) outside wakes up my baby again he will not be having a good post vom experience on this fine first night of the year
This one became so popular on both here and Instagram that "I heard Spider-Man was there" is now a permanent vocal stim in multiple friend groups, and I've even heard it quoted by strangers in real life several times. Absolutely surreal, thanks for watching my dumb YTP.