Martha Scargill

Host of @iloveitpod | Trans Rights🏳️‍⚧️

[Martha Scargill @needforcheese]

A dramatic short:

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It’s long since been time to leave hasn’t it.

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This is happening on here a lot recently - very normal seeming everyday Mum tweets and you then click on the profile to see either a very dedicated anti choice campaigner or… this…

[Julia Gulia @JuliaJuliagulia]

Only recently discovered the best baby book ever written

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All of us in the gutter, some looking at the stars etc etc

[癒しの動物 @animalkyat]

ダイソーで買ったミッフィーちゃん1人だけふてくされてて草

[Martha Scargill @needforcheese]

6 (Kevin)

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

The 5 elements if I was Captain Planet:

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What is the German word for ‘being at a desperately sad funeral for a loved one, and you cannot stop focusing on a very large toenail clipping that is inexplicably resting on the carpet of the crematorium hall’? It’s just adhd and being really sad isn’t it

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They Don’t Travel Well At All 😭

[nicoleofshedtwt @nicoleshedtwt]

Who the fuck eats pears? I never see anyone eat or even talk about pears. People will talk about every single fucking fruit in existence except for pears. I hear more people talk about durians of all things. Does no one fucking like pears!?

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JFC show me you didn’t understand a thing you just read about some babies coming out of the womb on easy mode versus hard mode

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Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

[pukeko @pukekoku]

Ok lets act really elegant

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@RhodeToLove

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If the guy vomiting super loudly (through his nose-?) outside wakes up my baby again he will not be having a good post vom experience on this fine first night of the year

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@weiss_hadas

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

in hindsight, this one was a little too birder-specific to make it into the New Yorker

[Isometric Pixel @IsometricPixel]

This one became so popular on both here and Instagram that "I heard Spider-Man was there" is now a permanent vocal stim in multiple friend groups, and I've even heard it quoted by strangers in real life several times. Absolutely surreal, thanks for watching my dumb YTP.

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‘In this round we’re looking for “Things that @needforcheese’s toddler would never say”’

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

they should invent a sleep where i stay asleep the entire time

[Martha Scargill @needforcheese]

Me:
Every second podcast I listen to: YOU MIGHT LIKE ON PURPOSE WITH JAY SHETTY

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Andy Warhol
Christmas card

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*baby

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Christmas tree by Quentin Blake

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Her BOOTS

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Eyvind Earle
Christmas card from 1951

[Enchanted Booklet @dreamerbook]

Edward Gorey's wonderfully odd Christmas illustration